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Text Message 3971

God said, “write your plans in pencil, but give me the eraser… i may have something better for you..” a happy day!

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>> a review of three of the handwritten phrases found on d wall of mother teresa’s room: ~the good you do today, people will forget tomorrow do good anyway. ~give the world d best you have, and it may not be enough; give your best anyway. ~for you see, in the final analysis, it’s between […]

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Text Message 3969

Hope an angel sleeps nxt to you 2nyt & covers you with gentle wings so that you sleep wrapped in special grace. protected & loved.

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Text Message 3968

Whnevr u share d gudnes n ur hart, u alwys end up winning.. bcoz life is an echo. 8 givs bak 2u wt u hve gven.. sty nice evn aders r not!

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Text Message 3967

Mhrp mgkunwring hapi ka! mhrp 2mwa kht ns2ktn kna.. pro ang pnkmhrp s lht… ay mangulangot n gamit ang paa. hehehehe..

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Text Message 3966

Lyk a shadow.. im alwys der 4u wtevr hapens il b by ur syd bt u knw wats difrnt bewin me & a shadow? il stil b der evn if d light is gone..

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Text Message 3965

A doctor’s patient hadn’t paid him even after 4 collection letters were sent. so, in d last letter d doctor put a foto of his family with a note “this is the reason u need to pay me” patient replied with a foto of a sexy young girl with his own note: “sorry doc but […]

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Text Message 3964

Pulubi: palimos po sir. sir: alam mo ba na illegal ang mamalimos dito? pulubi: hobby ko lang po ito sir. sir: anung hobby? pulubi: collecting coins.

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Text Message 3963

“every time you wish for something, keep your eyes wide open, focus and know exactly what you want.. no one hits the target with eyes closed.” – p.coelho- good day! Ü

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Text Message 3962

“a man has three names: the name he inherited, the name his parents gave him, and the name he makes for himself.” god bless!

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Text Message 3961

Hsbnd: 6 months na lang daw ang buhay ko. mag-asawa ka uli ha… wife: huhuhu… hsbnd: ibigay mo sa kanya t-shirts ko para maalala mo ako… wife: naku medium ka, xl siya! 😀

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Text Message 3960

Husband: how’s my wife, doc? doc: i’ve got bad news & gud news for u. h: wats d bad news? d: ur wife has aids. h: wats d gud news? d: she didn’t get it from u.

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Text Message 3958

Tanong: bakit ang baboy kahit gaano ka taba hindi ina-attake ng high-blood?? sagot: kasi hindi siya kumakain ng baboy! hahaha! oo nga naman!

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Text Message 3957

Qu0tes 0f law: “a lawyer’s 0pini0n is w0rth n0thing unless paid f0r.” “where there’s a will, there’s a relative.” “if y0u can’t get a lawyer wh0 kn0ws the law, get 0ne wh0 kn0ws the judge.”

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