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Text Message 3986

Rest in the fact that god’s compassion and love never change. jesus said, “whatever you ask for in prayer believe that you have received it and it and it will be yours.” good day!

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Text Message 3985

How long does a lamp burn? through continuous inputs of small drops of oil, like the small things of daily life. faithfulness, kindness, a listening ear, a caring heart, joy shared in the triumphs of life. what keeps our lamp burning? family, friends, and god! these are the drops of oil in our life. have […]

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Text Message 3984

“if your vision is for a year, plant rice; if it’s for 10 years, plant trees; but for a lifetime vision, plant goodness in whatever form..” good morning.

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Text Message 3983

Husband:(suspicious) oy, ang ganda ng necklace mo ah! di ko yata maalalang binigyan kita niyan. wife: ah, ito? napulot ko ‘to sa kotse mo kagabi..

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Text Message 3982

Bf: h0ney, paano kung malaman mo may ibang babae ako? gf: wala lang…. hugutin ko lang throat mo tapos isasaksak ko sa baga mo then babalatan kita at lalagyan ng asin ang flesh mo. tapos yung sword of glory mo puputulin ko at isasabit ko sa door, bakit? bf: curious lang, love u.

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Text Message 3981

Sa pagkakaibigan natin, lahat gagawin ko! bundok man ito, aakyatin ko! bagyo man ito, susugurin ko! basta mauna ka, susunod ako!

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Text Message 3980

Kaya siguro namigay ng konsensiya ang diyos ay dahil alam niya hindi lahat ng oras ay gumagana ang utak ng tao. magandang umaga!ü

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Text Message 3979

May god hold you in the palm of his hand where you’ll be safe and cherished. and… may his other hand shower you with his blessings! good morning!

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Text Message 3978

You cannot stop others from saying bad things about you but you can definitely make them eat what they have said. o diba? 😛 a nice day!

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Text Message 3977

Q:why does a man think 2x b4 leavng his wife alone @night? a:1st, he has 2think of a reason 4 going out. 2nd, he has 2think of a reason why she can’t go along!

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Text Message 3976

Boy: tay, di ba sabi mo bibigyan mo ko ng p1000 pag pumasa ako sa math? ama: oo. bakit pumasa ka ba? boy: good news, tay, hindi ka na gagastos ng p1000!

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Text Message 3975

Ama: bading ka ba? anak: opo, dadi! ama: (dinuldol s harina c jr.) ano?! bading kpb?! anak: ndi n po. ama: eh, ano na? anak: geisha na po! -taray! g’day!

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Text Message 3974

Dalaga: excuse me, pogi.. meron kang kamukha. binata: sino? dalaga: yung susunod kong bf. binata: sorry, hindi pwede yan! dalaga: bakit? binata: may bf na kasi ako. at para sa kaalam mo, hindi ako tomboy! hahaha…

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Text Message 3973

You are a very special person, giving so many people a reason to smile. u deserve to receive the best in return, and one of my heart’s favorite hope is that d happiness you give away wil come back to warm you each nd everyday of ur life…

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Text Message 3972

In life don’t expect anything from anyone, because expectation when not fulfilled, gives pain. when you get something without expecting, it gives you pleasure. keep doing your part and leave the rest to god. have a happy day!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes