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Text Message 3941

Two pals, a moslem & a catholic agree to attend each others service together. as they enter the catholic church, the moslem asks: “di ko ba iiwan tsinelas ko dito sa labas?” catholic: “wag tol, mananakaw yan.” next day as they enter a mosque, the catholic notices his moslem pal take off his sandals as […]
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Text Message 3940

Arsonist. that’s what they call me. but i plead guilty to no crime.. cause i did not intend to burn.. i am just simply hot..
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Text Message 3939

Wife: aha! bakit may lipstick ka? niloloko mo ko ano? man: ha, eh, ah, kasi… wife: at ito, ano to? make-up to ah! man: ah, eh, dear, kasi… wife: hindi ba napag-usapan na natin na mula ngayon, eh magpapaka-lalaki ka na?
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Text Message 3937

A prayer: lord, give us reassurance when everything goes wrong, so our faith remains unfaltering, and our hope and courage strong. god bless!
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Text Message 3936

Refuse to run away from the things that scare you. confront these situations and overcome your fears so that you may grow as a person. a great day!
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Text Message 3935

“the world is a great mirror. it reflects back to you what you are. if you are   loving, if you are friendly, if you are helpful, the world will prove loving, friendly & helpful to you. the world is what you are.” have a nice day! 🙂
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Text Message 3934

Don’t speak any unkind word, think of the people who can’t speak. don’t complain about the food you eat, some have nothing. don’t complain about life, many die young. if you’re tired of your job, think of the jobless, the disabled & those who wish they had yours. when sad thoughts seem to put you […]
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Text Message 3933

Things in life move with twists and turns.and they happen with valid reasons.so if you doubt why something happens to you,stick to this: “we can never learn to be brave and strong if the only thing in this world is joy.you have people around you too,so you don’t have to fight alone.” shalom ~good m ¤rning~
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Text Message 3932

,)) (,”)* < )/”  ¿l ,)) ( “.)       * < )/”  ¿l ,))     ,”,”,”,”, (,”) .” “hì!””. < )>   “.”.”.”.”  ¿l ((, (“,)     happy < )>   birthday!  ¿l tita chona
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Text Message 3928

Joke of the day: pare1: bukas mag-ce-celebrate ako ng aking silver wedding anniversary! pare2: wow, 25 yrs ka na palang kasal. pare1: hindi, 25 times!
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Text Message 3927

Which province is tied up in a mess? eh di bohol! anong probinsya ang sa sobrang tanda ay priceless na? eh di antique! which city is under cover? tacloban!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes