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Text Message 4241

It has never been a question of who forgets.but sometimes,there’s a definite pain on being the only one who remembers everything. txtb?8
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Text Message 4239

Guapo: (nagtxt) luv, pa load naman ng p100. gay: (nagmadaling naghanap ng loading outlet at nagtxt) na reciv mo ba o hindi? guapo: hu u?
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Text Message 4238

Boy: pranka hin mo nga ako babae ka? dalawang taon na akong nanliligaw sayo! sasagutin mo ba ako o hindi? girl: hindi! boy: napaka pranka mo naman…
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Text Message 4237

Kung ang tawag sa muscle sa tiyan ay “abs.” ano naman ang sa matataba? s: eh di “tabs.” hehehe
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Text Message 4236

A drunk enters a baptist church. he lined up behind a queu of people. when it was his turn, he found himself in a baptismal pool! the minister dunked his head into the water & pulls it out, asking, “have you found jeeesus!” “nope” splutters the drunk. the minister dunks him a much longer time […]
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Text Message 4235

The german word for worry means ‘to strangle.’ the greek word means ‘to divide the mind.’ indeed, worry is a noose on the neck & a distraction of the mind. ‘give all your worries to god, for he cares for you.’ (1pt.5:7) have a worry-free day!ü
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Text Message 4234

Never identify yourself with your actions. you are not what you do. having done ‘bad things’ doesn’t mean you’re a bad person.. you’re just someone who has made a bad decision. have a pleasant day!
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Text Message 4233

God is omnipresent… the ability to be everywhere at any time. be assured, then, that though circumstances may separate us from our family, our friends, no circumstance or distance can separate us from our heavenly comforter. be safe in his presence! a nice day and good morning!
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Text Message 4232

Log on t0 a new mornin’, surf thru the day w/ a smile, get rid of the “w0rld” virus, chat w/ g0d..he’s always online! have a cyber-c0ol morning!.djp Ü
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Text Message 4231

As long as there r wondrful people like u who brighten & enrich the lives of others, there will always be a person like me who feels proud to have known y0u! 🙂 good morning. txtb?10
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Text Message 4230

Sam: tulog na tayo. piolo: mamaya na bro, nuod pa ko tv. sam: cge antok na ako e. piolo: sa ayaw ko pa nga. sam: pag di ka natulog wala kang kiss. piolo: anu ba yan walang magandang palabas.
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Text Message 4228

Call center agent advises a u.s. customer on the change in the cut-off date of her credit card: ‘ma’am, i already changed your monthly period.’ 🙂
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