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Text Message 4226

Ms universe intro.. gut0m ak0, gut0m ky0 gut0m ty0ng lhat! hungary! ola viola tin0la sa kaserola arinola ni lola! venezuela! boom! kablam! afghanistan! malay mo, malay nya.. malaysia! baha dun, baha d2, baha sa buong mundo.. bahamas! di sakin, di dn sy0.. e knino? kenya! one way, 2 way, thre’s no odr way! norway! sing […]

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Text Message 4225

D highst sense of humanity is not being fam0us or knwn, nor servng d ppol gr8tly, bt hw u chalenge & fulfil urslf by turning oders lips into smile.. good morning!

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Text Message 4224

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass… it’s about learning how to dance in the rain. have a great day ahead! god bless!

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Text Message 4223

Your failure is not your future.. defeat is not your destiny.. you may be knocked down 7 times… but, rise up! because you were born to win.. good morning!

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Text Message 4222

The only criteria for god’s judgment that we have is: ‘i was hungry and you gave me food to eat. . . .thirsty, and you gave me water to drink. . . . naked, and you clothed me. . . sick, and you took care of me.’ good tuesday morning!

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Text Message 4221

“life has its own way of making us smile even when you want to give up and lose hope.. ‘coz certain surprises come your way just when u thought you would never smile again.. god’s blessing may come as a surprise, and h0w much you receive depends on h0w much ur heart can believe. life […]

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Text Message 4220

Whatever you give to a woman, she’s going to multiply… if you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby… if you give her a house, she’ll give you a home… if you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal… if you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart… she multiplies and […]

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Text Message 4217

Pedro: pre, ba’t mainit yata ulo mo? juan: paano,pnahirapan ako ng pneumonia, diarrhea, diabetes, appendicitis, gangrene, at osteomalacia. pedro: kwawa k nman! so, klalabas mo lng ng osptal? juan: anong osptal? ‘yun ang test nmin knina s spelling!

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Text Message 4216

Wife: i want to file for annulment of my marriage. atty: on what grounds? wife: incompatblity. atty: can you explain? wife: i love to spend, he hates to pay!

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Text Message 4215

Everything that is happening in this world has a purpose, be it something good or something bad. it never willed our lives to be like hell. so when a turning point seems so terrible, later you would notice that a wonderful thing compensates for the seemingly hopeless incident. very often than not, our lives become […]

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Text Message 4214

Fr. reuter sj: god comes to every mother in the child that she brings into the world. he comes to her thinly disguised as the baby in her womb. a nice day!

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Text Message 4213

Claim this promise: ‘be strong and of good courage, do not fear nor be in dread.. for the lord your god.. will not fail you nor forsake you.’ (dt. 31:6) have a great day!

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Text Message 4212

Jewish people greet one another with the word, ‘shalom.’ it means, ‘peace’, ‘well-being, ‘wholeness’. god is ‘yahweh-shalom’, ‘the lord is my peace.’ an assurance that god lives up to his name. shalom! üüü

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes