A drunk enters a Baptist church. He lined up behind a queu of people. When it was his turn, he found himself in a baptismal pool!
The minister dunked his head into the water & pulls it out, asking, “Have you found Jeeesus!”
“Nope” splutters the drunk.
The minister dunks him a much longer time then pulls him out & again asked, “Have you found Jeeesus!”
The drunk gasped, “Are you sure this is where he fell in?