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Text Message 4557

Sumtyms u jst want to quit a battle wen things starts to hurt. u want to stop and leave evrythng as it is b4 d pain gets worst. bt wen u remembr dt uv prayd & claimd 4it b4 u hav even steppd on d battlefield, hope comes into d heart dt maybe it was […]
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Text Message 4556

Quote of the day: ‘alcohol should be free… it’s a basic birth right of a human being. the individual didn’t ask for sobriety, so why should   the person be billed to inebriate himself?’ @_@
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Text Message 4555

In the hospital, the male patients keep on asking for dates… but the female nurses keep on giving them prunes….. ö
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Text Message 4554

Titser: ano ang main product ng negros? totoy: di ko po alam. titser: bigyan kita ng clue. saan galing ang asukal na gamit nyo? totoy: sa kapitbahay po.
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Text Message 4553

Man took his wife to the doc. after an examination doc said, ‘your wife’s mind has completely gone!’ to which the man replied, ‘i’m not surprised. she’s been giving me a piece of it every day for the past thirty years!’
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Text Message 4552

Eye expressions: o_o   : awake -_-       : sleepy ø_ø   : teary ?_?   : flirty  £_ £   : shocked @_@: dizzy $_$ : mata ni ate glo!
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Text Message 4551

My “happyness” is… wrong spelling…
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Text Message 4550

Work for god’s kingdom and he takes care of all your needs. leave to faith what worries cannot overcome. have a joyful day! god bless.
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Text Message 4549

For every angel fluttering through the skies, there is a divine counterpart here on earth. each of us has a celestial self just waiting to be awakened. allow the angel within you to emerge in expressions of love and kindnesses. have a great day, angel!
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Text Message 4548

4 applicants were asked: what is the fasting thing in the world? american: thought. german: a blink of an eye. french: light switch. pacman: diarrhea. lit me ixplin, dis morning, i hab istumak eek, i ran to d tuylet but bepur i kud tink, or blenk or eben swits d lite, der was shit en […]
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Text Message 4547

A boy was late for school. teacher: why are you late? boy: my grandpa got burnt, ma’am. teacher: i hope it wasn’t too bad. boy: don’t worry, the crematorium doesn’t muck around.
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Text Message 4545

Fashion sa europe: sa european countries, kung ano ang kulay ng buhok yun din ang kulay na damit. kung yellow, yellow din ang suot. may nagtanong, eh kung walang buhok? eh di wala ding damit… ngek!
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Text Message 4543

Our earthly life s short & frail b4 d face of d eternal god. he’s r refuge & can give meaning 2 r existence. let’s ask him 2 fill it w/ wisdom. have a lovely day.,:-)

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes