4 applicants were asked: What is the fasting thing in the world?

American: Thought.

German: A blink of an eye.

French: Light switch.

Pacman: Diarrhea. Lit me ixplin, dis morning, I hab istumak eek, I ran to d tuylet but bepur I kud tink, or blenk or eben swits d lite, der was shit en my pants olredi.