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Text Message 4572

A lawyer drivin 0n a hi-way,n0tices a cr0wd in an intrsecx0n.w/ hs urge 2 get in2 d cr0wd,he sh0uted “i’m d br0thr 0f d victim.”upon hearing,d pipol mdeway 4 hm 2 get thru.der he saw,helples bloody m0nkey lyin infr0nt of d pipol. ~yan usiser0 kc.. yan an npapala.. tsktsktsk.. adik!
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Text Message 4570

Wife:”how much do you love me?” husband:”as much as shah jahan loved mumtaz mahal” wife:”so you would also build a taj mahal for me if i die” husband:”i’ve already purchased the land, the delay is on your side.”
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Text Message 4569

Love is the key that unlocks the windows of your heart to god’s light, warmth & healing. love renews hope &spreads peace. and the heart of love is god. blessed day!
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Text Message 4568

God does not ask of us the perfection of tomorrow, nor even of tonight, but only of the present moment. wishing you a day full of god’s graces and blessings!
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Text Message 4567

Siguro naman pwede na natin gisingin ung kumanta ng “wake me up when september ends” watchutink? Ü alking
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Text Message 4566

Noon: ‘dumapa kayo! dali! andiyan na ang mga hapon! babarilin tayo!’ ngayon: ‘uy tumihaya kayo riyan, mga ineng! andiyan na ang mga hapon! ano ba?!’
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Text Message 4563

Mrs.1:”dear”ang tawag ko sa mister ko kc mahal ko sya m2: ako “casper” kc plagi nya akong bnbigyan ng cash as in pera. m3: ako”lab” kc sya ang aking”labandero”!
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Text Message 4562

Life cycle: 3-8 ..paramihan ng toys 9-18 ..pataasan ng grades 19-25 ..padamihan ng syota 26-35 ..pagandahan ng asawa 36-45 ..palakihan ng sweldo 46-55 ..padamihan ng kabit 56-70 ..padamihan ng sakit 70 and above ..pabonggahan ng libing. ü
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Text Message 4561

Go, and have compassion on all for through compassion, one finds freedom of speech before god. (proverb 21:13) godbless!
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Text Message 4560

Ur wlkng on a long weak bridge its rili scary & ur afraid u saw me & ask my help bt i sed im sori i cnt! cz im bz im bz holdng d bridge 4 u 2 b safe.gud am!
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Text Message 4559

Blessed are people like you who send a smile, a thought to inspire, whose messages are pleasant, meaningful and always carry the wisdom of goodness and love.. good morning!:-)
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Text Message 4558

Nanay: haay,anak, sana maging kasing bait ka ng tatay mo… anak:mabait ba tatay ko? nanay:aba oo…di mo ba alam,dahil sa kabaitan,nabigyan siya ng parole!!!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes