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Text Message 5202

A man goes to a burger stand and asks for a burger. the waitress takes to frozen patties and sticks them under her arm. the man asks, ‘what the heck are you doing?’ she replies, ‘i’m defrosting them!’ other guy at the counter says, ‘in that case, you can cancel my freakin hotdog!’
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Text Message 5200

Sometimes we find ourselves feelin’ incomplete. longing for somthing we can’t explain, & we are caught in the middle going nowhere. weird isnt it? but thats the beauty of being human. it is knowing that there is a purpose for each existence & whatevr that may be, it is also the reason why we stil […]
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Text Message 5199

Life is divided into three terms. the one which was, which is and which will be. let us learn fr0m the past to profit the present. and fr0m the present to live better f0r future. it’s the best way to lead ourselves through life. .gudam
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Text Message 5198

To: you from: god date: today subject: yourself reference: life this is g0d. starting today, i will be handling all of your problems for you.   . i love you. p.s.but remember, if life happens to deliver a situation that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it yourself! kindly put it in the sfgtd […]
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Text Message 5197

Do you ever realize that people are very much like stained glass windows? when the sun is shining through them, brightly they glow and sparkle. but when the sun goes down, and it is dark and gloomy outside, their true beauty is revealed, only if there is light from within. you are so full of […]
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Text Message 5196

Tips 2 reduce ur weight: 1st,turn ur head 2 the right & then turn it 2 the left.. keep repeating the exercise evry time u r offered something to eat..ü
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Text Message 5195

“a great man shows his greatness by the way he treats little men. there is no better test of character than the way a person treats the last, the lost and the least.” god bless!
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Text Message 5193

Sa isang resto… customer: waiter! waiter: bakit po? customer: nung unang kain ko dito, may ipis ang pagkain, ngaun, langaw naman. waiter: ahh… ehh… sir, ubos na ho kasi yung ipis!
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Text Message 5192

Bread pit pangalan ng bakery sa proj 4.. ;p
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Text Message 5191

Sigaw ni aling dionesia pacquiao- jawless! jawless! jawless bekshop. nagabek ng kek, kokess, at iba pang brid.. ksma ang chess brid, m0nggo brid, at igg brid. jawles! sms quote | text message #5190
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Text Message 5190

D lord said: u may have someone in ur mind, someone in ur heart, someone in ur dreams, someone in ur life, but… i am your someone when u have no one! good morning!
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Text Message 5189

Mga pagbabago: noon, pg maganda ligawan mo na agad. ngayon, pg maganda, titigan mo muna mabuti baka bakla. noon, konti lang ang lalaking gwapo. ngyn,konting gwapo lang ang tunay na lalaki noon, pg gwapo babaero. ngyn,pati mga panget babaero din. Ü
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Text Message 5188

Priest:f u had a horse,wd u giv it to the lord? farmer:yes p:f u had a cow? f:absolutely p:a goat? f:sure p:a pig? f:now dat’s not fair! u know i hav a pig!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes