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“why do bad things happen to good people?” .. is a wrong question for there is no answer. the right question is, “what happens to good people when bad things happen to them?” the answer? with god’s grace, they always become better people.ü

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Text Message 5170

Points to ponder: *age doesnt always bring wisdom, sumtyms it comes alone. *life not only begins at 40, it also begins 2 show. *d real art of conversation is not only 2 say d ryt thing at d ryt tym, but also 2 leave unsaid d wrong thing at d tempting moment. *even if u […]

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Text Message 5169

Miss: boy,hulaan kta,gs2 mo? boy: oo b miss: single ka no? boy: ang galing ha! pano mo nalaman? miss: ang pangit mo eh… haha:-d

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Text Message 5168

Hirap nito! daming text messages! napapagod na ako sa kababasa. puede ba sa sunod magpadala naman kayo ng load bigas ulam pera hehe.

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Text Message 5167: Tigilan and paggawa ng resolution

Isa lang ang new year resolution ko ngayon: ang tigilan na ang paggawa ng resolution! hehehe…

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Text Message 5166

Reporter: nanay dionisia, anu masasabi nyo sa pagdating ng bagong apo nyo (kay pacman at jinky)? nanay dionisia: (tumawa ng ala-sisa) hahaha! gusto ko na nga makita ang apo ko. basta parang kapangalan sya ng higaan ko. queen elizabeth ang name ng bagong apo ni nanay at queen-size naman ang higaan nya. magkapangalan nga!!

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Text Message 5165

Ang tanong: bakit ba waiter ang tawag dyan sa nagse-serve eh tayong mga umorder naman ang pinaghihintay?

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Text Message 5164

Bank robber: ikaw, nkita mo mukha k? bank teller: opo… (bang! patay teller). bank robber: ikaw! kta m din? client: nku, d po, pro tong byenan k, nkita kyo!

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Text Message 5163

F sum1 ignors me, dnt lyk me, & dsnt aprc8 me,i w0nt b sad.. ill cheer up & wil be proud 2 say.. “i’m better than ur ex & much better dan ur next” (”,)

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Text Message 5162

A girl and her dumb bf were walking along the beach. gf: aw, hun..tignan mo mai patay na ibon oh. bf: (looks up at the sky) saan?? Ü

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Sign in the plane.. “as you exit, pls make sure to gather all your belongings. anythng left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. pls do not leave children or spouses.”

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Text Message 5159

Sharing w u d filipinos ‘ new year wishes: 1. matakot c gma sa diyos! 2. magtagal ang buhay nya para sa kulungan! 3. tignan sa dictionary ang trustworthy at pagaralang mabuti! 4. ang asawa nya ay ligtas sa ebola dahil deadly sa baboy yon! 5. ang tunay na sakit ni gma na kleptosirosis ay […]

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Text Message 5158

“lord, help us appreciate that each new day is a gift from you. help us realize that how we use each day is our gift to you. amen.” gud am & god bless us.

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