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Text Message 5232

May no gift be too small to give, nor too simple to receive, which is wrapped in thoughtfulness and tied with love. gandang umaga;-)
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Text Message 5231

Don’t go the way life takes you. take the life the way you go. and remember you are born to live and not living because you are born. good thursday morning!
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Text Message 5230

Kung buhay pa si fpj, ganito sila mag-usap ni erap.. erap: bakit itong pork n beans ko, walang pork? fpj: pare, itong corned beef ko, wala ring mais, eh!
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Text Message 5229

Napatsek ang isang buntis… dok: misis, ayon sa ultrasound, walang baby sa sinapupunan mo. puro hangin lang! buntis: hoy, dok! excuse me! anong akala mo sa mister ko, compressor?!
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Text Message 5228

At tyms u’re sad about wat’s goin on w/ present situation… just remember one permanent fact: evrythng changes… tomorrow might be different. gud am.
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Text Message 5227

Funny but true thought- in d past, nobody had a watch but evryone had time. now evryone has a watch but nobody has time. true, isnt it?
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Text Message 5226

The disciples did not have money as they followed jesus. but it did not worry them for jesus always made sure they had their daily bread (mk 2:23). jesus promises us that if we follow his ways, he will never forsake us (mt 28:20). let us keep up our eagerness to the end, so the […]
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Text Message 5225

Two kids talking: rich kid: sometimes if you work hard enough, you can get what you want. but most times, what you want and what you get are two different things. sometimes, god breaks our spirit to save our soul. sometimes, he breaks our heart to make us whole. although we can’t have everything we […]
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Text Message 5224

Woman: i’m returning these glasses i bought for my husband. ophtamologist: what seems to be the problem, ma’am? woman: he still doesn’t see things my way!
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Text Message 5223

Every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. hehehe….
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Text Message 5222

D sins w/c man comits-those r nt his gr8 crime.temptatn s powrful & his strngth s slight! d gr8 crime f man s dat he cn turn 2 god at evry moment,& dusnt do so.
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Text Message 5221

We grow old and suddenly want to hurry things. dont commit when youre not ready. dont keep others waiting endlessly. to fulfill your parenting fantasies, get a puppy.. dont bring another life into this world for all the wrong reasons. to keep yourself warm, buy a jacket.. in the long run, it will be less […]
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Text Message 5220

Faith is connected to hope.. and hope means believing in spite of the evidence, and then watching the evidence change. keep on believing and hoping! a wonderful day! godbless!
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Text Message 5219

Judge: haven’t i seen you before? man: yes. your honor! i taught your son how to play the drums. judge: ten years imprisonment!
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Text Message 5218

An ugly man looking for love sent his foto to the lonely hearts club. the reply came back immediately, ‘we are not that lonely.’

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes