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Text Message 5942

May pinay sa elevator, tapos may pumasok ng pranses at kana at nagyayabangan sa perfume. pranses: you know what i just bought chanel yesterday for $250 and it smells so good. kana: oh yeah? me i bought tommy girl for$350. si pinay pinagpawisan nang biglang… pranses at kana: eeeewwww!!! what’s that smell?!?!! pinay: that’s the […]

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Text Message 5940

A couple desperate to have a child went to their priest and asked him to pray for them. “i’m going to rome on a sabbatical leave,” he replied, “while i’m there, i’ll light a candle for you.” when the priest returned 3 years later, he went to the couple’s house and found the wife pregnant, […]

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Text Message 5939

Make sure you make someone happy before the day ends.. even if that someone is yourself.. 🙂 have a nice day!

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Text Message 5938

Don’t settle for mediocrity. god has redeemed us for his glory. he deserves excellence, and until we do the best what we can, we will never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. enjoy the day and good morning!

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Text Message 5937

“look at the birds above your head, they neither plant nor reap, they neither store nor hoard, yet day by day god gives them food. “look at the flowers beneath your feet, they neither care nor spin, they neither sow nor weave, yet king solomon shone less brightly than they. “so why worry about your […]

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Text Message 5936

When you clean your house… clean it as if god is going to be your special guest. because he is. when you prepare a meal… prepare it as if god is going to be sitting at your table. because he is. when you work… work as if god will be your customer. because he is. […]

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Text Message 5935

Laarni: erap, paki tanong naman kay dra. loi kung ano ang gamot para sa kuto? erap: bakit ano ba ang sakit ng kuto mo?!

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Text Message 5931

After eating an entire bull, a lion felt so good he started roaring. he kept roaring and roarimg, until a hunter came along and shot him… the moral: when you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut. 🙂

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Text Message 5930

“normal” is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car you are still paying for, in order to get to the job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live […]

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Text Message 5929

The metamorphosis that transforms a lowly worm into a beautiful butterfly reminds us of the loving miracle producing god always at work before us, around us and in us. to witness this marvel is to experience new life and beginning. good morning!

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Text Message 5928

The same set of stones may be stumbling blocks or stepping stones, depending on how we use them. god gave us the belief that negative life situation should never dominate… no situation in life is ever impossible. god bless your day!

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