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Text Message 5927

English teacher of pacman : can you use pitcher in a sentence? pacman: my mom arrived frm the province. teacher: eh asan yung pitcher? pacman : i went to d airport 2 pitcher. mwahaha.
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Text Message 5926

A man admitted to his wife that he was feeling much better since the operation, but couldn’t account for the enormous bump on the back of his head. “oh, that,” chuckled the wife, “just before your operation they suddenly ran out of ether!”
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Text Message 5924

Laguna rep. edgar san luis has filed a resolution seeking to confer honorary citizenship on pacman’s coach freddie roach. the resolution has the support of pgma, the country’s honorary president.
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Text Message 5922

And now from our favorite fairy tales… why does peter pan fly? you’d fly too if you get hit in the peter with a pan. 🙂
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Text Message 5921

Life is a journey not a destination. we all come upon unxpected trials. in evry wound thr’s a scar & in evry scar, a story – story that says, i survived!shalom!
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Text Message 5920

Don’t let the past control your destiny. let your desire be greater than your memories. let your faith soar high believing with god all things are possible. have a great day! good morning!
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Text Message 5919

“in life, no two spider webs are the same. be proud of your achievements. never compare.. because your uniqueness is god-given.” a blessd wed 2 u!
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Text Message 5917

Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. lies there a few seconds, slowly opens his eyes, and then says, “dammit, i said up.”
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Text Message 5916

“in the hour of adversity, be not without hope. for crystal rain falls from black clouds”. (persian poem) good morning!
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Text Message 5915

We may not be the strongest. we might not be the greatest, but in our weakness, god’s strength is at its best. have a great day!
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Text Message 5914

We are easily controlled by the voice of our insignificance. this is the illusion that we fall prey to when a small, dark fraction of our lives becomes the whole picture we see of ourselves. never let this thought blot out god’s love for us. have a happy day!
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Text Message 5913

“ibon” -sagot ni manny pacquiao nung tnanong xa kng anung brand ng make up ni jinky.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes