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Text Message 5972

Kwentuhan sa airport: sa america: 911 is very fast, five minutes after the crime, the police are already there to assist. sa japan: mas mabilis, kasi sa mga bullet trains nila, kaya 3 minutes after the crime, on the scene na ang mga investigators nila. sa pinas, panis sila! 10 minutes before the crime, nandun […]
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Text Message 5969

If an angel is someone who touches my life, who has a heart both loving and wise, even if you don’t have a halo or wings, you’re still my angel in disguise.
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Text Message 5968

God put a rainbow in your heart. look for it.. there you’ll find peace.. there you’ll find joy.. there you’ll find him. …just believe. a lovely day ahead!
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Text Message 5967

Make sure it is god’s trumpet you are blowing… if it is only yours it won’t wake the dead, it will simply disturb your neighbours. have a nice day!
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Text Message 5966

As long as stars shine at night, people will fall in love, babies will be born. as long as babies are born, god still believes in humankind. if god believes in us, we can dream under the stars. may joy fill our days! good morning!
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Text Message 5965

You should think that even how strong a person loves you, consider the fact that you’re not the only one who could make her/him happy.. gud day..
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Text Message 5964

A priest & a nun were lost in d desert. d camel dey were riding died! “since we’re unlikely 2 get out of here”, priest says, “may i ask u to show me ur breasts?” nun considered d situation & said “ok”! she den asked him if she cud see his penis too & he […]
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Text Message 5963

Pacman: binali wala ko yong sabi ng who (world health orgn na mag pa quarantine kasi ang kinilala ko lang ang wbo, wbc at wba. kalokohan din sabi nilana wag mg beso beso para hindi mag ka swine flu. ano ko gago na magbeso beso sa… baboy??!!
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Text Message 5962

?? ?? ?? ??? ?? ? go0d day my friend! ?? ??? ? ?? may god work his miracles on you everyday and may he always bless you and everyone you love! let’s make the best out of life for it is short. god bless! 🙂
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Text Message 5959

Inspired by the tv ad of mayor jojo binay, makati city is set to adopt a new slogan, “kalimutan ang mga pangarap. sa makati, masarap maging mahirap!”:-o
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Text Message 5958

”mga manliligaw” airforce: nay sgutin lng aq ng anak nyo,ili2pad ko sya hanggang langit.. navy: pg aq cngot ng anak nyo,ipa2syal q sya s kragatan.. marines: tpang q nman nay,wlang msmang mangyari s anak nyo.. army: nay maiba nga po tau ng usapan?san na ho anak nyo? nanay: wla na, itinanan na ng police!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes