Loading ...“Some people EXPECT things to FALL into their lap. Just like shaking that tree, and WAIT for the apple to plop into their hands. It never occurs to them that they might HAVE to climb the tree, fall out a couple of times, get some scrapes and bruises BEFORE they get that apple. Because if the apple’s WORTH WANTING, it’s worth risking a broken neck.”
Text Message #2400
the GF
texted
his
BF
“baby, punta
ka sa bAhay,
waLang tao.”
nagmamadali umalis ang bf.
pag dating sa
bAhay ng gf..
walang ta0..
Hehehe!:-P
Text Message #2398
LeArn hOw 2vaLue tHe pEopLe aRoUnd U.iN a bLiNk oF aN eYe,wHaT u sEe mAy b gOne 4evEr.u mAy noT foRce tHeM To sTaY buT yOu couLd giVe tHeM rEasOns noT tO gO.. Ü
xandra
Text Message #2397
I’m sorry to bother you but it is urgent. I have a friend coming from far and needs a place to stay since He ‘ll be around, so I have indicated your house. Please receive and love him. … His name is Jesus.Say this slowly, Jesus Christ, i Luv u & i need u , Clean my Heart with ur Blood. Send this to 15 special People & u will see a Miracle b4 d end of d Month. Pls dont ignore d Word of God (Rev.Fr.Elis Santos SDB)
Text Message #2396
X’mas Carols for the Disturbed:
Schizoprenia – Do you hear what I hear?
Dementia: I think I’ll be home for Christmas..
Narcissistic – Hark the herald angels sing about me..
Paranoid – Santa Claus is coming to get me..
Multiple personality disorder – We Three Kings disoriented are..
Borderline personality disorder – Thoughts of roasting on an open fire..
Obsessive compulsion disorder – Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells……