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Science has proved that Sugar melts in water.. So pls dOn't walk in rain.. otherwise i wil lose such a SWEET person like yOu..ü WOw nman!!(--,) take care!ü

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Text Message #6683: I forgot to live

Date: Wed, Sep 30, 2009
Time: 10:00 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Inspirational

A worthy path

“1st I was dying 2 finish hi- school & start college.

& den I was dying 2 finish college & start workng.

& den I was dying 2 marry & hv twins.

& den I was dying 4 my children 2 grow older &finish schools.

& den I was dying 2 retire.

& now, I m dying & suddenly I realizd,
I 4GOT 2 LIVE.”
- – ANONYM0US

LESS0N:
“Live well,
laugh often,
love much,
FINd GOD,,
NOW NA! ”
PURpose, a meaningful life w/ JESUS on d driver side.
Good am

Text Message #6681: Iabot ang gamot sa cabinet

Date: Mon, Sep 28, 2009
Time: 10:03 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny

Pag inutusan ka ng nanay mo:
“anak, abot mo nga ung gamot ko sa cabinet.”
Kanino mo iaabot ung gamot…
Sa nanay mo o sa cabinet? :-(
Uuyy nagisip hehe

Text Message #6679: What can I get for a rib?

Date: Mon, Sep 28, 2009
Time: 9:59 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

God creates Adam, and soon Adam is complaining that he’s all alone in the Garden of Eden.

So God says, “Ok, I’ll make you a companion, a beautiful creature who’ll cook and clean for you. It will be able to converse intelligently on any subject, and never ever complain or argue.”

Adam says, “That sounds great.”

God says, “The only thing is, it will cost you an arm and a leg.”

Adam says, “Damn, that’s expensive. What can I get for a rib?”

And as they say, the rest is history.

Text Message #6678: Give yourself a perfect day

Date: Mon, Sep 28, 2009
Time: 9:59 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Inspirational

Give yourself a perfect day. Do what makes you happiest. Look upon what gives you joy. Speak to those who warm your heart. Listen to that which lifts your spirit. Surround yourself with sights and sounds and people who give you pleasure. For all the happiness you give to others… give yourself a perfect day. Wishing you a ‘perfect’ day!

Text Message #6677: Everything that frightens us

Date: Mon, Sep 28, 2009
Time: 9:55 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Inspirational

Perhaps all the dragons in our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us act with beauty and courage. Perhaps everything that frightens us is, in its deepest essence, something helpless that wants our love. God bless! Good Morning!