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Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Fri, Mar, 06, 2009 Time: 8:29 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Conversations QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5478
Customer @ Crematorium: boss namatay biyanan ko puede tanong magkano Cremation? Manager: 30k po. Customer: naku, 15k lang budget ko! Paano yun?! Manager: eh di, half-cooked muna. |
Info - 80.00% (1 votes) Loading ...Date: Fri, Mar, 06, 2009 Time: 8:26 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Friendship, Inspirational QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5474
‘’silence is pure. it draws people together because.. only those who are comfortable with each other can sit without saying a word.” |
Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Fri, Mar, 06, 2009 Time: 8:26 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Inspirational QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5473
3 KINDS OF THIEVES Author Cheryl Downey said that there are 3 kinds of thieves: Magicians who make things disappear and claim no one will miss it; EasyRiders who cruise life’s shortcuts and speed away grateful no one saw them; and the Penny Pinchers who don’t feel bad cheating a faceless corporation. Integrity is hinged on what we do in private when nobody sees us. Gud am! |
Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Thu, Mar, 05, 2009 Time: 8:36 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Conversations QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5472
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. SHE: What’s the story? HE: Just crap in the carburetor. SHE: How often do I have to do that?! |
Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Thu, Mar, 05, 2009 Time: 8:36 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Funny QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5471
A Taleban terrorist didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with ‘return to sender’ stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it. |
Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Thu, Mar, 05, 2009 Time: 8:35 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Funny QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5470
At a Rotarian meeting, the members were challenged to come up with an insipirational sentence using the word countenance. The winning entry was ‘I put a cheerful countenance on people every day.’ It was submitted by a mortuary owner. |
Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Thu, Mar, 05, 2009 Time: 8:34 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Funny QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5469
Definition of Honeymoon - The vacation a man takes before beginning work under a new boss.. |
Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Thu, Mar, 05, 2009 Time: 8:34 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Inspirational QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5468
Life is like cotton, don’t make it heavier by sinking it in sorrow of water, but make it lighter by letting it blow in the air of joy… Good morning! |
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