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Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Mon, Mar, 23, 2009 Time: 8:53 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Funny, Scary Read this text message QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5559
Tip for a Long Life: Huwag isusulat ang name mo sa condolence book pag dumadalaw ka sa patay kasi pagkatapos ng libing, merong raffle kung sino ang isusunod! |
Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Mon, Mar, 23, 2009 Time: 8:51 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Funny Read this text message QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5556
A husband explains to the guys at the bar… ‘Do you know why I left her? She started to use four-letter words like: |
Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Mon, Mar, 23, 2009 Time: 8:51 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Inspirational Read this text message QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5555
QUOTE OF THE DAY: The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. G’morning |
Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Mon, Mar, 23, 2009 Time: 8:50 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Inspirational Read this text message QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5554
Don’t be afraid that your life will end. Be afraid that it will never begin. The challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else. Enjoy life, laugh, love and live. A happy day! |
Info - 100.00% (1 votes) Loading ...Date: Mon, Mar, 23, 2009 Time: 8:49 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Inspirational Read this text message QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5553
“Wise is a man who learns from his mistakes, but wiser is a man who learns from others’ mistakes before it comes to him..” Gud A.M. |
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Husband: Naku dear. Ang ganda ng trabahong nakita ko. Taas ng sweldo, daming benefits, me bonus pa! |
Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Fri, Mar, 20, 2009 Time: 9:07 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Conversations Read this text message QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5551
MAN TO PSYCHIATRIST: PSYCHIATRIST: ‘Why do you think that?’ MAN: ‘It was something my gynecologist said to me the other day.’ |
Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Fri, Mar, 20, 2009 Time: 9:05 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Conversations Read this text message QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5549
Man sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands. BARTENDER: Hey, pal, what’s happenin? MAN: I’m in deep shit. I just got caught screwing my neighbor. BARTENDER: Oh wow! Who caught you? Your wife? MAN: No, HIS wife! |
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