Modern thinkrs & theologians now think
Adam & Eve wer Filipinos.
Why?
Bcoz dey had no house,
no job, nothng dcent to wear, no rice, & stil dey go & multiply.

GOD Created Good Heart :
U Got it.
He Created Good Brain:
U Got it.
He Created Good Face:
U got it.
He Created GOOD FRIEND:
This time,
I GOT IT!*

GOD
gives us
a loving
Spirit
so we can
be a true person;
not just gifted w/a mind
that can understand
but
w/a heart
that truly
cares.
GoOd
morning!ü

ALE: May napkin kayo?
MISS: Meron po…
gamit ko!

ALE: Miss, may benta kayong sanitary napkin?
MISS: Meron.
ALE: Nasaan?
MISS: Sa MENS department.

CHICKBOY:
n. 1) lalaking mahilig mambabae, maraming babae; 2) lalaking mabait, guwapo, at matalino na puwede sa CHICK, pwede rin sa BOY.
Sinong chickboy dyan?

Human compliments are like perfume. Smell them, enjoy them while they last. Please don’t drink them; they will poison you. A nice day!

for all the negative
things we say 2
ourselves, GOD has a
positive answer 2 it:
you say:
its impossible,
GOD say:
-all things r possible
( luke 18:27 )
i’m 2 tured,
-i will giv u rest
( mat 11:28 )
nobody rily loves me,
-i love u
( john 3:16 )
i can’t do it
- i can do all things
( phi 4:13 )
i feel all alone
- i wil […]