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Science has proved that Sugar melts in water.. So pls dOn't walk in rain.. otherwise i wil lose such a SWEET person like yOu..ü WOw nman!!(--,) take care!ü

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Text Message #6695: Di ako marunong lumanggoy!

Date: Thu, Oct 1, 2009
Time: 8:57 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

Sa swimming pool…

TAO1: Tulong! Tulong! Di ako marunong lumanggoy!

TAO2: E ano naman?! Ako nga di marunong magluto, sinisigaw ko ba?! Tumahimik ka nga!

Text Message #6694: Para magka oras sayo

Date: Thu, Oct 1, 2009
Time: 8:55 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Love

Kung mahalaga ka sa isang tao, hahanap sya ng paraan para magka oras sayo..

Kung wala siyang oras sayo, sigurado wala siyang relos! Hehehe…

Text Message #6692: Kabit ng asawa nyo di nyo alam

Date: Thu, Oct 1, 2009
Time: 8:54 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

TITSER: late ka na naman Juan! Lagi ka na lang ganyan! Sige, tatanungin kita! Who is our national hero?

JUAN: Gat Jose Rizal, mam.

TITSER: Tsamba lng yan!

JUAN: eh mam, kilala nyo ba si Petra?

TITSER: hinde. Bakit?

JUAN: kitam!! Turo kyo ng turo pero kabit lng ng asawa nyo di nyo pa alam!!

Text Message #6691: Because you made them happy

Date: Thu, Oct 1, 2009
Time: 8:53 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Inspirational

Don’t count the things you think you’ve done for people. Instead count the number of times you felt better because you made them happy… =) A happy day!

Text Message #6690: The one thing all famous people have in common

Date: Thu, Oct 1, 2009
Time: 8:50 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Inspirational

The one thing all famous and celebrated people in any field have in common is that they all began their journeys when they were none of these things. Yet still, they began their journeys. Wishing you a trailblazing and adventurous journey! ;-)