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Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Sat, Mar, 07, 2009 Time: 8:37 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Scary QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5486
John & Mary Hill crashed their car & were pronounced DOA. While playing her CD, the nurse noticed the couple tapping their fingers to the rhythm of the music. She ran & shouted “DOC!, DOC!” “WHAT IS IT?” said the doctor. “Doc, you wont believe this! The Hills are alive! With the sound of music!” |
Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Sat, Mar, 07, 2009 Time: 8:37 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Funny, Inspirational QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5485
“Secret of happiness” Whenever y0u have to make a decision, |
Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Sat, Mar, 07, 2009 Time: 8:36 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Funny QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5484
A man was hauled before the judge for driving with expired license. The judge listened attentively while the man gave him with a long, plausible explanation. Then the judge said with great courtesy, ‘My dear sir, we are not blaming you.. we’re just fining you.’ |
Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Sat, Mar, 07, 2009 Time: 8:35 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Conversations QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5483
Nagpupuyos sa galit ang mga tao… PEDRO: Tama na ang hirap na sa ati’y ipinalalasap! Kumilos na tayo! BOTONG: Sobra na ang pandarambong sa kabang-bayan! Atin nang kalusin! TOK: Palitan na ang pangulo! PARI: Huminahon kayo! Baka makuha pa nang paluhod.. Mahal na Araw naman… Ipanalangin natin ang pangulo. Nawa’y kunin na siya sa langit! |
Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Sat, Mar, 07, 2009 Time: 8:34 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Inspirational QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5482
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it. May today bring you the courage to do what is right. Be happy! |
Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Sat, Mar, 07, 2009 Time: 8:34 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Inspirational QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5481
Just like dripping water that penetrates stone, patience and perseverance in prayer can break through anything no matter how great the difficulties. A nice day! |
Info - 100.00% (1 votes) Loading ...Date: Sat, Mar, 07, 2009 Time: 8:33 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Religious QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5480
Satan was complaining to the Lord, “You’re unfair! So many sinners do wrong & You take them back. Some come back a dozen times & You alwys welcome them. I made one big mstake & You condemn me forever. It’s unfair! The Lord said: “Did you ever ask for forgiveness?” (1j0hn1:9) |
Info - 0.00% (0 votes) Loading ...Date: Fri, Mar, 06, 2009 Time: 8:30 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Conversations QR Code SMS Quote Text Message #5479
Bruce: I’m kinda scared. I got a Letter that says if I don’t stop dating his wyf, he’s gonna shoot me |
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