A SIGN AT A DENTIST’S WAITING ROOM:
“God gives us a set of teeth twice. The third has to be paid for.” ;-)

The sign of the times! Judge says:
Plaintiff sent
me P1M to swing case in his favor.
Defendant sent me P1.5M to decide for him..
I’m returning P.5M so we can have a fair trial!
Bwahaha…

Dear Ma’am, pleez excuse me for be’g absent b’coz i hav LBM. Luv, Erap.
Ma’am- Erap, ba’t LBM ang reason m d2? Eh toothache ung sakit mo a?
Erap- Kc po, dko alam ung spelling ng tut eyk!

Understand how beautifully God has added one more day in your life, not because you need it but because someone else needs you. Great day !.God bless’ take care

0ne thing we’ve g0t to learn is that n0 pers0n is better than the 0ther.
Some are blessed with kn0wledge
some with beauty
some with great wealth
some with strength &
some with unique gift fr0m G0d that they have yet to find.
The essence 0f being is n0t your rank 0r greatness but being wh0 G0d made you to be!
g0od […]

Our Savior kneels down & gazes upon d darkest acts of our lives, But rather than recoil in horror, he reaches out in kindness & says, I can clean that if u want, & frm d basin of his grace, he scoops a palm full of mercy & washes our sins away. A great day!

Hotline numbers to God:
-when in sorrow, call jn. 14.
-when you have sinned, call ps 51.
-when you’re in danger, call ps 91.
-when you grow bitter, call 1 cor 13.
-for paul’s secret to happines, call col 3:12-17.
-when your prayers grow narrow n selfish, call ps 67.
-if you find d world growing small, & yourself great, call ps […]

T0P 8 LIES OF BOYS:
-promise ndi kta iiwan
-wLa aqng katxt
-im w/my frnds
-kw Lng tLga
-frnd q Lng un
-wLa aqng Lod
-ndi kta ipgpa2Lt
-mhL kta
#1 LIE OF GIRLS:
I BELIEVE U…
justine