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Info (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5, rated) Loading ...Date: Thu, Sep, 10, 2009 Time: 9:44 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Conversations QR Code Text Message #6545: Raise your voice in court, hooray!
Judge: The next man who raises his voice in this court will be thrown out. Prisoner: Hep, hep hooray! |
Info (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5, rated) Loading ...Date: Thu, Sep, 10, 2009 Time: 9:44 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Conversations QR Code Text Message #6544: A lovely push
Wife: What will you give me if i climb the great Mount Everest? Husband: A lovely push!! :-):-S |
Info (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5, rated) Loading ...Date: Thu, Sep, 10, 2009 Time: 9:42 am Sent by: dirtyoldman QR Code Text Message #6541: KY Jelly renamed to Y2K Jelly
PRESS RELEASE: The manufacturers of KY JELLY have announced that their product is now ISO-9001 certified. In the light of this they now renamed it as “Y2KY JELLY.” Said a spokesperson: “The main benefit of this revision to our product, is that you can now insert four digits into your date instead of two.”:-P |
Info (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5, rated) Loading ...Date: Thu, Sep, 10, 2009 Time: 9:42 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Conversations QR Code Text Message #6540: Stole a can of peas
80 yr old woman arrested for stealing a can of peaches cuz she was hungry. JUDGE: how many peaches wer in d can? W: 6 J: then i wil giv one day for each peach, so 6 days in jail. Woman’s husband spoke up suddenly “she also stole a can of peas”! |
Info (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5, rated) Loading ...Date: Thu, Sep, 10, 2009 Time: 9:41 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Pick-up Line QR Code Text Message #6539: Something so tender within your eyes
There is something so tender within your eyes that I find it impossible to look away.. and all that I know in the core of my heart is that here so surely I want to stay… |
Info (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5, rated) Loading ...Date: Thu, Sep, 10, 2009 Time: 9:41 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Authors, Friendship QR Code Text Message #6538: As the mountain to the climber is clearer from the plain
“When you part from your friend, you grieve not: For that which you love most in her is clearer in her absence, as the mountain to the climber is clearer from the plain.” ~ Khalil Gibran A great day, friend! |
Info (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5, rated) Loading ...Date: Thu, Sep, 10, 2009 Time: 9:38 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Authors, Celebrity, Inspirational QR Code Text Message #6537: Do not believe in failure
“I do not believe in failure. It is not failure if you enjoyed the process.” – Oprah Winfrey Have a wonderful day! |
Info (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5, rated) Loading ...Date: Thu, Sep, 10, 2009 Time: 9:37 am Sent by: dirtyoldman Category: Inspirational QR Code Text Message #6536: Another day is knocking at your door
anothr Gud m0rning! |
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