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Text Message 2166

“bakit pag hindi nyo na alam ang gagawin nyo, laging ako na lang ang bahala?” – batman..

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There is this priest who announces one sunday to his congregation: “i have good news and bad news. the good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new church building. the bad news is, it’s still out there in your pockets.” 😉

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Text Message 2163

Ang kaibigan parang tae sadyang kay hirap tiisin. d pwede tapakan. d pwede pglaruan. bahagi ng buhay. kya iniingatan kta kc isa k s mga tae ng buhay ko!ü

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Text Message 2162

D human philosophy: “y do we olwz rejct dos hu luv us & luv sum1 hu dosnt luv us n d 1st place?” answer: “unconsiously we enjoy being hurt!” asker1

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Text Message 2161

‘many times, we act like 8- year-old kids when problems come our way. we fuss, fume and frown at daily difficulties — not knowing that a few years later, many of these problems will become our greatest blessings.’ good evenin! ü xandra

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Text Message 2160

Llki: mis,mis asa diay dapit ang buildng sa pag-ibig? miss: oh sory, bt i cnt undrstnd bisaya,cn u spik n english? laki:miss,miss where is the love?

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Text Message 2157

After a certain age, f u don’t wake up aching n almst evry joint, u r probbly ded. so thank d lord 4 ol d aches u feel bcoz u r stll, aruykopoo, alive! gud am!

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Text Message 2156

French foreign minister visited rp; gma toured him in metro mla.. fm: i see a lot of pipol urinating in d streets; in france we put dem in jail. gma was embarasd. during gma’s visit in france she was toured by d same mnister; as dey pass along arc de triomphe.. gma: u see dat? […]

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Text Message 2155

On the teacher’s birthday, the children brought gifts. the florist’s son brought a bouquet of flowers and the candy store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a box of candy. the liquor store owner’s son brought a big, heavy box. the teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking. she touched a drop of […]

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