On the teacher’s birthday,
the children brought gifts.
The florist’s son brought a
bouquet of flowers and the
candy store owner’s
daughter gave the teacher
a box of candy.
The liquor store owner’s son
brought a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and
noticed that it was leaking.
She touched a drop of the
liquid and tasted it.
‘Is it wine?’ she guessed.
‘No’ the boy replied.
Champagne?
‘No’
I give up, she said. What is
it?
“IT’S A PUPPY!”

xandra