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Text Message 2227

Ang yosi ay may ammonia na mahusay pnglinis ng kubeta, cadmium na nsa baterya ng kotse, carbon monoxide na nsa usok ng kotse, cyanide na gnmit s poison camps ni hitler, ddt n pamptay ng ipis, formaldehyde na pngembalsamo, nicotine na pmptay ng insekto, tar gaya ng nsa aspalto, at vinyl chloride n gnagmit sa […]
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Text Message 2226

Juan: magkano po adobo? tindera: 20 lang. juan: may sabaw? tindera: libre na sabaw namin. juan: kanin meron? tindera: 5 lang. juan: may tutong? tindera: libre na! juan: cge, manang tutong at sabaw nga!
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Text Message 2225

If ur in love but afraid 2 tell the person 4 sum reasons.. just think: one moment of embarassment? or a lifetime of regret? . 😐 asker1
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Text Message 2224

Mr: honey, you always seem 2 find something wrong with my relatives. it’s either my ‘tita’ can’t be trusted, or my cousin is such a slob. mrs: no, i don’t hate your relatives. in fact, i like your mother-in-law more than i like mine:!”
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Text Message 2223

Her husband has been in & out of a coma for some months yet she stayed by his bedside everyday. one day, he whispered, eyes full of tears “you have been with me through all of the bad times. when business failed, u were there. when i got shot, u were beside me. when we […]
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Text Message 2221

Man: boy, wats ur fathers nme? boy: his nme s lafing. man: & ur mothers nme? boy: smiling. man: r u kidding? boy: no,datz my brother. i’m joking!ü
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Text Message 2220

Professor: which of the 2 travels faster – heat or cold? student nurse: heat sir, professor: why? student nurse: we can’t catch heat but we can catch cold!
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Text Message 2219

Smtyms, we thnk dt luv hs 2 b recprocal. dt,  ¡f we r n a rel8nshp, evrythn shud b equal. luv  ¡snt abt g ¡v & tke, bt rathr, g ¡v & g ¡v.. rmembr hw mother theresa defynd luv? “luv s g ¡vng untl  ¡t hurts.” so dnt h8 urslf f u thnk u gave  ¡t ol & […]
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Text Message 2217

Your good heart shall tell you where 2 go, ur sharp mind shall tell you how 2 get der, & your deep love for god shall guide you on your way… gud nyt!
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Text Message 2216

The purpose of relationship is not to have someone who might complete you… but to have someone whom you can share you incompleteness with…
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Text Message 2215

Bgong ksbihan: “aanuhin mo ang gwapo kung mas malandi pa sayo…” üüü
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Text Message 2214

It drives you crazy.. it makes u mad.. it makes u jeluz.. it makes you sad.. it causes slipless nyts.. it even breaks ur hart.. now cum to think of it.. is it healthy to fall in love..??
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Text Message 2213

Boy:love,hulog ka cgro ng langit.. girl:wow nman,ang sweet.. bkt m nmn nasabi un? boy:wasak-wasak kasi mukha moh!hahaha!=)

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