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Text Message 2256

A short story: woman driving down the road. man driving up the same road. they pass each other. woman yells out the window: “pig.” man yells out the window: “bitch.” man rounds the next curve and crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road and dies. lesson: if only men would listen […]
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Text Message 2255

T0nyo: d0c, regular lagi ak0 tumatae tuwing alas-7 ng umaga. doc: mbuti nga yan! tpos anung pr0blema? t0nyo: 8 am kc ako nagigising.
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Text Message 2254

“after y0u stand, try to sit. when you are tired, just rest.” try to do this in love. dont insist if its not for you. if you cant bear the pain, try to quit. find somebody who will love you. and if you cant find, try to wait. love will last when you know how […]
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Text Message 2253

View a negative experience in ur life like how you l0ok at a photo negative.. a single negative. can create an unlmted number of p0sitve prints!Ü
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Text Message 2251

Wen ur hurt, its ok 2 flirt 2 date, 2 hate, 2 mingle w/ oder pipol, 2 drink, 2 cry, 2 laugh out loud, 2 scream & 2 dance wild u know y? bcoz wen ur hurt u dont owe anybody any explanation on how u choose 2 repair wat dat person broke… live ur […]
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Text Message 2250

Woman was unhapi wid d way her laundry was done @ a chinese laundry so she wrote a note & put it in a bag wid d nex collection of soiled clothes: “use more soap on panties!” chinese laundryman was annoyd & wen her clean laundry was returned wrote: “i use plenty of soap on […]
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Text Message 2248

Ready, sing!…..a b zte fg…
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Text Message 2247

‘love is much lyk a tattoo.’ u take d risk, face pain and yet place it in a special part of u. and wen tym comes dat u nid to erase it, u hve to endure yet agen pain and realize dat it wil forever leave a scar, a scar dat wil always remind u, […]
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Text Message 2246

With atomic force and meteoric regards my volcanic greeting is seismologically conveyed to send a catastrophic magnitude of thunderous “morning!!!”
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Text Message 2245

Amo:hoi inday!bat ambilis maubos ng toothpick ntin?ha? inday:hoi maam wag nga kaung bintangera!sampalin q kau dian eh..pag aq gumagamit binbalik q! leche!
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Text Message 2243

Funny, how we try to convince ourselves and look forward to every milestone that life would be better… and we get frustrated everytime… the truth is, there is no better time to be happy than now. if not, then when? your life will always be full of challenges. it is better to admit as much […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes