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Text Message 2319

Ano ang nagpasikat kay erap? wristband. ano ang magpapayaman kay abalos? broadband. ano ang magpapabgsak kay gma? husband! güdam! c”,)
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Text Message 2318

F i dress nicely, im a snob f i dress sexy he’l say m a slut. f i argue w/ him, im stubb0rn. f im quiet, he’l say im uninteligent. f i dont slip w/ him, he’l say i dnt love him. f i do hve sex im easy. f i tel my issues, im […]
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Text Message 2317: No matter how strong we hold on

No matter how strong we hold on, there will still come a time when we suddenly lose grip and fall hard into the ground.. -words of wisdom from a butiki..
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Text Message 2316

Titser: class, wat is da new definition of graft n corruption? student: back off! titser: very gud, at lis one of u is reading da newspapers. wat den is da meaning of comelec? student: fixer, ma’am. titser: very gud! wat is da meaning of fg? student: full of gred, ma’am! titser: very, very gud!
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Text Message 2315

Minsang nagkasabay sa bus stop ang isang kapampangan at isang american lady sa chicago (windy city). habang nakatayo silang dalawa, biglang humangin ng napakalakas at tumaas ang palda ng ‘kana’ na wala palang panty. dahil sa ayaw ng pinoy na mapahiya ang ‘kana’ sinabi na lang n’ya na, “it’s hairy (airy pala ang ibig sabihin) […]
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Text Message 2314

In lyf u may feel tired of fighting 4 d same reason everyday,you may feel dat evry1s moving so fast leaving u far behind & u may feel dat theres no point of moving on..theres no certainty in lyf,its not how fast u get there its on how u played the game. put in mind […]
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Text Message 2312

The laws of lifetime personal growth: law #1- always mke ur future bigger dan ur past. law #2- always mke ur con3bution bigger dan ur reward. law # 3-always mke ur per4mnce greater dan your applause. law #4-always mke ur gratitude greater dan ur success. g0od m0rning!”,)
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Text Message 2311

G0d is g0od..f0r bey0nd the darkness he gives us light, bey0nd 0ur nightmares he gives us dreams & bey0nd 0ur tears he gives us c0mf0rt & friends. thanks for being one! : )
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Text Message 2310

The lithe and blithe dancers were a sight to behold and the routines were impeccably executed, albeit extremely difficult and risky. having incorporated a theme to their routine, theirs was a visual cacophany of timing, coordination and agility, a sonorous esprit de corps, proverbially rocking and rolling the coliseum. congratulations, up! -inday, nanood ng uaap […]
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Text Message 2309

Menikanikow ni monico eng mekina neng menikew ni monica.. peskow,peksew.. booteke,betooka.. damn! i cnt delivr d flpno tongue twstrs! – c inday,nagsa2nay..Ü
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Text Message 2308

Naisip ko lang: daming china made sa pinas ngayon.. lahat mura. murang china made toys, murang china made chocol8s, utensils, motorsklo, kotse atbp. mura pag china made.. eh bkit yang putragiz na zte deal na yan, pagkamahal mahal?! china made pero lutong macau! pakipasa nga kabayan!
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Text Message 2307

Why do couples hold their hands during the wedding? it’s just a formality,likethe boxers-they shake their hands before the fight begins! gudpm! txtb-6
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Text Message 2306

Lets try ur math power! 25 +13 -6 /8 -3 +1 wt dd u get? den multiply ur answr 2d spcific grvity of jupiter den add d result. once u hve d answer, raise it 2d hyperbolic tangent of the cosine of -.027. no reply, no iq
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