Titser: Class, wat is da new
definition of graft n
corruption?
Student: BACK OFF!
titser: Very gud, at lis one
of u is reading da
newspapers. Wat den is da
meaning of COMELEC?
Student: Fixer, ma’am.
Titser: very gud! Wat is da
meaning of FG? Student: Full
of Gred, ma’am! Titser:
very, very gud!