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Text Message 2559

Jinggom bels jinggom bels jinggom ol d way. o daspan electrik pan kaldero ug pinggan..hey! maayong pasko tagbalay… 🙂

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If birds can sing after a storm, why can’t we? after all, god never gives a burden heavier than we can carry. so..don’t worry! preserve ur beauty! stay happy!

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“where is god? what does he look like? he is in everyone who loves you, and in every one whom you love.” may you be the expression of god’s love to those around you. gud am! god bless!

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“god reserved something special for us. there is more to our life than we ever thought. there is more to our story than what we have read. there is more to our song than what we have sung. a good author saves the best for last, a great composer keeps his finest for the finish. […]

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B1:oi pare ano speling ng orange? b2:ang tanga mo naman pare! anong gusto mo ispell ko… ung color o ung prutas?

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Patient: doctor, what i need is something to stir me up, something to put me in a fighting mood. did you put something like that in your prescription? doctor: no need for that. you will find that in your bill!

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Mother complained to her doctor about her daughter’s strange eating habits… mom: all day long she lies in bed & eats yeast & car wax. what will happen to her? doctor: eventually she will rise & shine!

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Prophet to politician: god sent me 2 tell you hanggang bukas na lang buhay mo. pol: heto pera, malaki yan… sabihin mo na lang kay god di tayo nagkita.

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Text Message 2551

The rotary 4-way test (translation is in honor of rotarians joc joc n fg mike) 1. is it the truth? wala bang bolahan ito? 2. is it fair to all concerned? patas ba ang hati-an nito? 3. will it build goodwill and better friendship? ito ba ay makapagbigay sa atin ng datong at kakampi?4. will […]

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