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Text Message 2574

‘tol, ung shipment natin ng mga paputok bukas nang alas tres ng madaling araw dadating. dun ka mgintay sa dating pwesto. wag kang masyadong gumala. tandaan mong mainit tyo ngayon sa mga parak. – wrong send

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Text Message 2573

If the holiday traffic is getting on your nerves, take wisdom from this sign in a tokyo street: ‘when a passenger of the foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. trumpet at him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor.” wishing you laughter and wisdom as often […]

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Text Message 2572: A drunk before a court

A drunk before a court… judge: mister, you’ve been brought here for drinking. drunkard: great! when do we get started?

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Text Message 2571

Patient: i get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! doctor: don’t worry about it, you’ll pass eventually! patient: i am the examiner!

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Text Message 2570

Loi: dear, bakit mo naman kinakalikot yung mga damit mo bago mo ilagay sa labahan? erap: hinahanap ko kung may mga barya akong naiwan sa bulsa. mahirap na kasi kung… loi: kung ano dear? erap: baka makasuhan kasi ako ng money laundering! 🙁

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Text Message 2569

Graduation speech: tonight i graduation! i invitation you all to eat our house because i know someday i will eat your house too. i will die five chickens, three girls and two boys, to eat you all and i will ask my father to cook my mother. thank you!!!

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Text Message 2568

A goodmsg for a goodperson from a goodfriend for a goodreason at a goodtime on a goodday in a goodmood & with a goodsmile 2 say goodmorning 😉

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Text Message 2567

Lord, thank you for true people who enrich my life & make it meaningful by their love. let them live under your care and bless them always.. gud mwning.. jquestion

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Text Message 2565

Friends are like fishes. u have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a nice one. just like i caught u. better stay nice or i’ll fry u! friends for keeps!ü mjaey

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Text Message 2564

The truth is really painful. deep down, nobody wants to hear it, especially when it hits close to home. sometimes we tell the truth because the truth is all we have to give.. because we need to say it out loud to really hear it for ourselves. and sometimes, we tell people d truth because […]

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Text Message 2563

Love lessons: ..sorry ws nvr synonimus 2 i wont do it agen ..wen he/she fols out, it dsnt min ur gvng less,its bcoz he/shes askng too much ..cryn b4 breakn up is gud,ur tryn 2 sve d rltionshp. bt aftr is dfrnt,dats s2pdty ..dr r no wasted tears,dr r only inconsdr8 prtners ..bittrnes is often […]

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Text Message 2562

Dont evr liv d 1 u love 4 d 1 u lyk,c0z d 1 u lyk wil liv u 4 d 1 dey love. she sell sea shell on d seashore. minikaniko ni m0nico ang makina ng minika ni m0nica. butaka,butika,butiki. pasko paksiw pasko paksiw t0ngue twister lang t0 nman maxad0ng serious..str0ke..<:)

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Text Message 2560: I’m completely taken

Technically im single.. emotionally im completely taken.. coz in my heart i’ll always be hs girl.. even if he doesn’t want me.. at all =’c

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