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Text Message 2619

Wife: believe it or not, i just lost ten pounds. husband: turn around, i think i just found them!
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Text Message 2618

A wife asked her husband, “what do you like most about me? my pretty face or my sexy body?” he looked at her from head to foot and replied, “ur sense of humor!”
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Text Message 2617

What r dentures? they r 2 rows of artificial ivories that may be removed periodically to frighten 1’s grandchildren or provide accompaniment to spanish music.ü
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Text Message 2616

Love. shkspr xplnd it thru romeo&juliet pcaso thru his paintngs lovrs thru flwrs bt no1 beats my bstfrnd’s style: he xplaind love wen he died on d cross.
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Text Message 2615

When you’re stuck loving someone,no matter how hard you try to forget that person,it’s just not enough. sometimes all we can do is stay away,and it does help a bit,but just for a while. coz when that person shows you even the smallest gesture of affection,all your efforts of moving on go down the drain. […]
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Text Message 2614

Our nyt’s rest is god’s way of saying: ”leave evrythng 2 me.. uv done ur part, let me do mine.. & i wil tke care of u..” u slep wel.. ‘nyt2!
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Text Message 2613

Love isn’t forced – it’s chosen. it isn’t just felt – it’s also thought over. it isn’t done to oblige a change – it inspires people to be better. it isn’t supposed to hurt – it is intended to make people feel good about themselves. it isn’t made to turn people into martyrs – it […]
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Text Message 2612

Pno m ssbhn s mhl m n ngs2l0s kna? hrap db? gant0, ykapin m xa ng mhgpit tp0s, bul0ng m s kaña, “isa png banggit m s pngalan ña,pa2tyin q n xa!” den smile..
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Text Message 2611

Kng mgmmhl k dm0 klngn ng dhlan kc sb nung iba, “h0w cn i fall,f u jz w0nt gve me ris0nz?” bkt? pg nlman m lng b n mhl k nya tska m0 lng xa mmhlin?
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Text Message 2607

Wat do u wnt 2 b wen u grw up? bata1: i wnt 2 b a nurse 2 hlp others. bata2: ako nmn doctor 2 hlp others. bata3: i wnt 2 b a superhero hu hlps others. bata4: ako mayor pra mk2long s others. bata5: gs2 kng mgng mymn hu cn hlp others. bata6: gnun […]
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Text Message 2606

The signs:  ¤music store: guitars for sale, cheap. no strings attached.  ¤travel agency: please go away!  ¤tailor shop: we’ll clean 4 you. we’ll press 4 you. we’ll even dye 4 you!  ¤restaurant: eat now – pay waiter….
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Text Message 2605

Women believe if a pet cat strays, it’s due to lack of affection at home. women also believe if a pet dog strays, it’s due to lack of affection at home. they believe if a woman strays, it’s because of lack of affection at home. women believe if a man strays, it’s because men are […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes