THE SIGNS:

 ¤Music Store:
GUITARS FOR SALE, CHEAP.
NO STRINGS ATTACHED.

 ¤Travel Agency:
PLEASE GO AWAY!

 ¤Tailor Shop:
WE’LL CLEAN 4 YOU. WE’LL PRESS 4 YOU. WE’LL EVEN DYE 4 YOU!

 ¤Restaurant:
EAT NOW – PAY WAITER….