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Text Message 2679

Pn0 kung 1ng arw mmasyal ang pus0 k0? mligaw papunta syo.. an0 ang ggawin mo? ingatan mo kya ako, at itago jan sa puso mo? o ha2yaan mo ng maligaw sa ibang tao?
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Text Message 2678

If you choose to explain yourself, do it because you want to share your thoughts with another person and not because you need their approval.
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Text Message 2677

In this lifetime, you cannot avoid gossips and unkind words from other people… i mean, whatever you do, you will never please everybody. it is a universal precept and you cannot dodge it. so quit trying. enjoy your life and let them be. but remember: don’t resent the fact that people keep checking on you […]
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Text Message 2676

Don’t let pride overcome you because pride gets away with a lot of good things in this life…
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Text Message 2675

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight… and never stop fighting.
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Text Message 2674

A construction workr goes 2 doc: “doc i’m constipated.” (doc examins him) doc: “lean ovr table.” & then wacks his ass w/ a baseball bat. “crack!” & sends him 2 d toilet. comes out a few mins later feelng great, he asks wat 2 do 2 prevent constipation. doc: “stop wiping w/ cement bags!”
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Text Message 2673

Alamat ng batang dapat batukan: hindi pumasok kahapon si balong sa skul kya tinanng xa ng kañang guro. g: balong bkt walaka kahapon? b:absent po ksi ko mam!
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Text Message 2672

Sisterh0od is a chain of smyl, a laugh, a tear a grip of hand a word of cheer…. no matter how heavy d load, il b ur sis until we grow old..ü
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Text Message 2671

Easiest ways 2 die: 1.hav cigar. daily- ul die 10 yrs early 2.hav alcohol daily- ul die 30 yrs early 3. luv sum1 hu dsnt luv u- ul die daily..
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Text Message 2670

God has a purp0se bhind evry problem. evrytym u solve 1, anoder s waitng 2 take its place. not all of dem r big,but all r signfcant n god’s growth process 4 u!
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Text Message 2669

Gma: erap may gift ako sayo.galing india, 8 ft-snake! erap: ows?! niloloko mo ako, di ako gnun katanga! wlang feet ang snake! tapos, 8ft pa?! 0ctopus un! 😀
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Text Message 2668

2bungi ngasarn.. badong:pre gnda ng ngipin mo ah!prng exams! dodong:bkt nmn? b:1seat aprt!hahaha! d:kaw din nmn ah,ksma nga sa exams. b:bkt? d:fill in d blanksü
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Text Message 2667

Quack doctor’s dictionary antibodies: against everyone bowel: letters like, a,e,i,o,u cardiology: advance study of pusoy & tong-its genes: blue denim slacks
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A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes