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Text Message 2694

Man (to undertaker): come and bury my wife. undertaker: but i buried your wife 10 years ago! man: i got married again. undertaker: oh, congratulations!
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Text Message 2693

“kahit beauty queen ako, tao pa rin ako.. marami pa rin akong mahahabang shortcomings..” – melanie marquez hehehe short coming na mahaba! meron bang ganun?
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Text Message 2692

“have the discipline to do the little things you don’t like, and you can spend your life doing the big things you do like”… enjoy your day!
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Text Message 2691

Natuto ako ng religion kay inay: “kpg yang mantsa hndi natanggal, magdasal ka na!” kay inay ntuto ng logic: “kya ganyn, dhl cnabi ko.” at ntuto pa ng more logic: “kpg ikw nlaglag jan sa bubong, ako lng mag-isa magjajalibee.” c inay dn ang nagturo sakn ng irony: “cge, ngumal-ngal kpa at bbgyn tlga kta […]
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Text Message 2690

Thought of d day… “ang batang masipag… paglaki katul0ng.” pero… “ang batang tamad… paglaki taga-utos.” very very inspiring!ü
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Text Message 2689

I mixed rum with water i feel drunk; i mixed gin with water i feel drunk; i mixed whisky with water i also feel drunk; i swear i’ll never drink water again! ü
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Text Message 2688

Dont rush into falling inlove.. 4 love never runs out.. even if tawanan ka nila coz ur single.. just tel dem.. “god’s just busy writing the best lovestory 4 me..”
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Text Message 2687

Nngnip ako kgbi.. nsa bangin ka mlpit na mhulog.. knuha q ang kamay mo.. pro e3x mo andun sa baba.. sasaluhin ka dw nya.. alam mo kng bkit ako npaluha.. ‘kasi bumitaw kah..
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Text Message 2686

A man watchd hs 80 yr old neihgbr planting a small mango tree. “you dnt expect to eat mangoes frm that tree, do u?” the old man replied, “no! at my age i knw i won’t. but all my lyf i’v enjoyd eating mangoes — never frm a tree i hd planted myself. i wouldn’t […]
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Text Message 2685

A man was ordered out of the pool for pissing into the water. “that’s ridiculous,” he shouted, “everybody does it, you know!” “that may be so” said lifeguard, “but usually not from the diving board.”
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Text Message 2682

For god is with me, i can smile even in deep sorrows & pain; i can manage to understand & to laugh at the strong waves of confusion cast by the shadows of ignorance &falsehood; i can be humble even in profound disparagement by pretenders, proud, arrogant and hypocrites who, in reality, they are cheap, […]
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Text Message 2680

“you kn0w how people say y0u can’t live with0ut love? well,oxygen’s more important.” -dr.greg house s0 kung wla kang bf/gf.. inhale,exhale kna lng!ü

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes