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Text Message 3101

Ako ung tipo ng tao na kahit kumerengkeng ng todo, kiligin ng sobra at magkcrush ng isang dosena…. ang puso ko naman, para lang sa isa.
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Text Message 3100

Ang prblema dumadting yan sa lhat ng ta0! mttg man o mhina. per0 pg d m0 na kaya, and2 lng aq, “..charaaaan!! ..” isa pang pr0blema! hehehe(“,)
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Text Message 3099

Msrp pg hnhb0l k db? msrp pg my ngm2kawa n bgyn m xa tym msrp pg my ngk2gs2 at nngu2lt sau! pro nr2mdmn m kya ang skt at skrpsy0 n nr2nsn ña pra mp2nyn n mhl k?
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Text Message 3098

Mga death bed declarations: gov. ed panlilio – ‘tandaan nyo wag n wag kyong ta2nggap ng abuloy pra sakin kung di nyo alam kung kanino galing. pra cgurado kyo, mg-issue kyo ng receipt.’ fg mike – ‘back off!’ (kay satanas) ‘sonia’ osmena – ‘fly n ako mga junak. remember… daddy loves u so much. babush!” […]
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Text Message 3097

How d0 u draw d lyn betwn luv&frndshp? in frndshp we create luv, in luv we risk frndshp, its hrd.. but i ges smtyms wanting m0r mins.. lusing evrythng. sender1
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Text Message 3095

Sa punong jeepney,may umutot mabaho talo pa ang dagang patay. biglang nagsalita ang driver, “hoy yong umutot hindi pa nagbayad.” biglang nagsalita ang aleng mataba, “hoy,nagbayad ako 20 pesos, ala ka pang sukli mahiya ka naman!” xandra
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Text Message 3093

It’s been said that life is like a garden. every small work of kindness and every thoughtful gesture is like a tiny seed, and when you plant these seeds, wonderful things can happen. smiles appear, dreams blossom, and love takes root and grows. gud am! god bless!
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Text Message 3092

,,o*o., giving up (“_ “_”) is not ( o ) always a sign of weakness. sometimes, it may mean u are strong enough & wise enough to let go.smile! gud am
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Text Message 3091

Pedro: juan, nagawa mo na ba ung pinagawa ko sayo? juan: anu ung “last suffer” ba? pedro: oo, nagawa mo na ba? juan: cmpre naman!! eto o! (sabay pakita kay pedro) pedro: wow, ang ganda!… pero bakit 13 sila, di ba 12 lang sila? juan: ahh… yan ba? waiter yang isa, para social!
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Text Message 3089

Isang araw sa may tindahan. pulubi: palimos po. tindero: wala po, patawad. pulubi: cge na po, kahit magkano. tindero: cya, cge, eto, dos. pulubi: salamat po ng marami. isang marlboro nga po, yung menthol.
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Text Message 3088

Sinner: father, patawarin ninyo po ako… nagnakaw po ako ng mga rubber shoes kagabi, mga nike, adidas, rockford, converse, atbp. pari: hmm… mayroon ka bang size 8, pahingi naman oh!
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Text Message 3087

Imagine if all straight guys are talking in gay lingo… student: bkit di mo chinuva ung girlalu? malaki naman susey ng lola mo ah. hunk: winnie cordero mga dude sa susey, melanie marquez naman sa brainwaves. wit na. jaworski (while coaching): keber sa laban! just focus? we cannot afford to luz valdez! getlakin nyo ung […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes