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Text Message 3131

An inspiring thought: if you miss an opportunity, do not cloud your eyes with tears. keep your vision clear so that you won’t miss the next one. good day! Ü

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Text Message 3130

Giving works like reflections in a mirror. if hate you send, hate you’ll get back; but loving brings love nearer. a happy day, my friend!

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Text Message 3129

Face your past w/o regrets. handle your present with confidence. prepare for the future w/o fear. keep faith & drop the fear. don’t believe your doubts & never doubt your beliefs. life is wonderful if you know how to live it. a great day!ü

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Text Message 3128

Question: what d0 y0u call tw0 ugly pe0ple stabb ¡ng each 0ther? answer: saksakan ng pang ¡t! hahaha gudam! 🙂

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Text Message 3127

Kpg sumkat ang arw,cckat dn tau sbi q nmn syo,lgi aqng and2. kht kelan kaibgan m aq, at yn ay pninindgan q. ngaung mtndi n ang ulan,1’t 1 ang atng takbuhan. sumil0ng k lng s akng py0ng,ay0ng,ay0ng y0ng,y0ng,y0ng -oh getz m n? umbrella yan,tagal0g versi0n.ü

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Text Message 3126: It’s just not my day

A guy was sitting at d bar lukin at his drink wen suddenly a big bully walks in & drinks his drink in one high shot & d poor guy starts cryin.. <bully>: hey bro.. im sori, il jst buy u a new drink.. <guy,in tears>: 1st i got fired 4going late 2work,den i go […]

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Text Message 3125

Take chances, take a lot of them. because honestly, no matter where you end up and with whom, it always ends up just the way it should be. your mistakes make who you are. you learn to grow with each choice you make. everything is worth it. say how you feel always. be you, and […]

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Text Message 3124

Mgsy0tang nag uusap s tbing dgat girl: h0n anu s0diac sign m0? b0y:(nag icp xa dhl b0b0 d nya alm)sau muna h0n. girl:s0diac syn q cancer b0y: skn goiter!

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Text Message 3123

Sa palengke… tindera: ilang tali ng sitaw? jose: 3x-5 where x=6 tindera: so 13, bale mura lang 5sin90 ang isa. jose: umm… paki-convert naman po using arc tangent. tindera: ‘di ko carry, tangent na lang.. 5tan45, kung gusto mo, mag apply ka na lang ng reduction formula. jose: ok na po, eto bayad, (x^2-4x+3)/sin3x where […]

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Text Message 3122

We, girls r men’s hippiest havaianas. we’r deyr precious blingblings. deyr hardest game as dota. we’r deyr favorite! much lyk deyr psp & ipod. we can take dem 2 heaven m0r dan deyr wheels can d0. so be proud girl, coz it’s a pr0of dat… girls r g0d’s most xpensive gift 2men ever! =)

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Text Message 3121

Tcher:juan giv me a c0l0r dt starts wd leter m.except mar0on! juan:hmmm.. maitim! mapute! maputla! madilaw! mamink-mink! mukang berde! mej0 asul! tcher:gago!!

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Text Message 3120

Erap bought 2 puppies. he named 1 “rolex”, the other “timex”. a friend askd why such names? he said: heellooo! tanga k b? watch dogs ang mga yan!

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Text Message 3119

By the time you realize that what your parents said were right… you already have a child who’s beginning to think you’re wrong.

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Text Message 3118

Mga sosyal na gels sa ayala during the inter faith rally: “let’s make baka, don’t be takot!! let’s make baka, don’t be takot!!”

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Text Message 3117

Sometimes, only one person is missing… but the world seems so…… empty.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes