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Text Message 4286

Depressed? overworked? job sucks? unappreciated? family problems? money worries? well, here’s a pill for you! fuckitol, 600 mgs. ü
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Text Message 4284

Ang buhay parang tagay, mapait pag walang kasabay. pero masaya kapag may kaibigang umaagapay at tumatagay. kaya itaas mo ang tagay ng buhay, tropa tayo hanggang mawalan nang malay!
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Text Message 4283

Mike:inday, ang ganda mo pro bkit ang panget ng baby mo? (ksma asawa) o,pogi nman ang mr. mo,ano ang nanyari? inday(bulong): sir,secret lng,anak nyo e2!
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Text Message 4282

An example of true friendship, trust, respect and loyalty: spongebob: “what do u usually do when im gone?” patrick: “nothing, just waitng for u to come back.” 😉
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Text Message 4281

Learn to trust the perfect time so that you may discover that all the pain found in waiting has a purpose. in god’s time, it will be worth the wait, the tears and pain, then you’ll forget that you ever waited. have a wonderful day!ü
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Text Message 4280

Wat s lyf w/out sum1 2 luv wat s luv w/out sum1 2 share wat s sharing w/out sum1 2 care wat s caring w/out a frend wat s a frend w/out you…
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Text Message 4279

Erap: hulaan m fvr8 fud q starts w/ “c” gma:ah..carbonara? erap:ndi. gma:calamares? erap:ndi. gma:canton? erap:ndi! gma:sirit n! erap:”c-foods!”
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Text Message 4278

F ur trapd btwn ur feelings & wat oder pip0l thnk s ryt always go 4 watevr makes u hapi unles u wnt evrybdy 2b hapi 4u xcpt u being hapi 4 urself..
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Text Message 4277

When you keep the lord in y0ur heart, there is nothing t0 fear about in your life.. things will come as the lord has planned.. gudm0rning..;-)
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Text Message 4276

I cnt promis dt i wl nt leave u.. smtyms we nid 2say gbye coz we cnt hold on 2 smthng til d end. bt alwys rmmbr, “frndz pa rin tayo maski bilb0ard model n q!” k?
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Text Message 4275

Girl1: haaay! ang kuripot talaga ng boyfriend ko. girl2: bakit naman? girl1: biruin mo naman.. sabi ko gusto kong makita ang davao.. binigyan ako ng postcard.
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Text Message 4274

Pinoy working at a u.s. supermarket notices lights were left on in someone’s car. he announces over the pa system, ‘excush mae, der eez a ca wit de lights on, license plate, lbq 123, el as in elephant, vee as in victory, que as in cucumbearr.’
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Text Message 4273

One bank opened a branch near a cemetery and put up this sign: “you can’t take it with you when you go, but bank with us & you would at least be near it.”
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Text Message 4272

Isang linggong sulat: dir itay, sumulat ako ngyong lunes, pra maihulog ko ng martes, mtanggap nyo ng miyerkoles, mbasa nyo ng huwebes, sgutin nyo ng biyernes, maihulog nyo ng sabado, pra mgamit ko ang pera ng linggo.. sagot ng ama: dir anak, yung sulat mo nung lunes, na inihulog mo ng martes, ay ntanggapko ng […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes