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Text Message 4301

Doctor’s office sign: ‘all cures guaranteed or diseases cheerfully refunded.’

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Text Message 4300

Sign at a beauty enhancing clinic window: d0n’t whistle at a girl leaving here. she may be y0ur grandm0ther!

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Text Message 4299

Boy: miss? girl: yes? boy: pwede bang manligaw? girl: kailan ka munang pumila. boy: miss, anu ka prosti? maraming customer?

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Text Message 4298

Moving on is not about looking back. it’s about taking a glance at yesterday and seeing how much you’ve grown since then. a pleasant day!

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“life is described in 1 of 4 ways: as a battle, as a journey, as a pilgrimage, & as a race.. if life is a battle, it must be finished. if life is a journey, it must be completed. if life is a pilgrimage, it must be concluded. & if life is a race, it […]

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Text Message 4296

Fr. reuter sj: a maid serves god by being a good maid. a cook serves god by being a good cook. a gardener serves god by being a good gardener. they serve god by the labor of their hands.

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Text Message 4295

“i want the sun to shine brightly thru your windows. i want the rain to fall softly on your roof. i want the wind to blow gently & refresh you. i want flowers to bloom all around you & bring you joy & peace.” gud am!

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Text Message 4294

Gusto mong maaliw? press down… gusto mong maaliw? press up…

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Text Message 4293

Emo & punk naligo sa ulan… emo: i love the rain coz no one sees me crying… punk: ako din! hindi halatang umiihi na ako sa ulan!

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Text Message 4292

A man wid a gun barged into a church & shouted: “those willing to die for jesus step forward!” most of the faithful ran out but a few were scared stiffand stayed. then the gunman said, “okay father, the hypocrites are gone, you may start the mass.”

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Text Message 4291

Bitchy statements: 1. beautician ako, hindi diyos na mka2pghimala. 2. maghanap k ng karpintero na magmamalisya sa mukha mo. 3. kung lahat ng tao galing sa unggoy, bakit mukha kang kabayo? 4. hindi ko cnabi ng maganda ako, ang cnabi ko lng ay pangit ka.

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Text Message 4290

Jordan: adik talaga ako dito sa alimango. mikey: naku ingat ka sa cholesterol nyan! me kilala ako sa tondo na kumain ng 3 matatabang alimango na puro aligue habang nakikipag inuman. jordan: talaga?! tapos ano nangyari? mikey: lumabas lang sya sandali para jumingle. ayun bigla na lang bumulagta. patay! jordan: inatake sa puso? mikey: hinde. […]

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