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Text Message 4346

If you are frustrated in the events of life, dont despair nor give up. bcoz many much better, more beautiful things will happen to you in god’s time. chèers!!!

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Text Message 4345

Kpg my umaway sy0, at snabihan k ng “panget!” sbhin mo s knla: ugly nvr starts in “i”, it alwys starts w/ “u” -nkaganti ka na, nosebleed pa sila!

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Text Message 4343

Teacher: class, ur assgnmt 4 tmw is to bring a picture of a humingbird. nxt day… o, erap, nasan ang prject mo?! erap: bukas zpper) o, yan! hangging bird! Ü

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Text Message 4342

Word of caution: do not blow your top… if you’re wearing a toupee…ü

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Text Message 4341

Jeepney signs: 1. a commuter is a jeepsetter. 2. pull string to stop driver. 3. god knows hudas not pay. 4. don’t get close to me, get close to god.

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Text Message 4340

Friend1: i hear that you drop some money in the stock exchange. were you a bull or a bear? friend2: neither, just a plain simple ass! üüü

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Text Message 4339

Friends are a lovely way to leave all ur cares behind, cheer ur heart from feeling of emptiness, & make you feel the world is kind. thanks & a nice day, friend!

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Text Message 4338

“god sweetens outward pain with inward peace.” (thomas watson) a peaceful day!..godbless:-)

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Fr. reuter sj: those in the pre-departure area may not be able to do any positive apostolic work, but they can be apostles by witnessing – by their peaceful acceptance of god’s call to go home to him.

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Text Message 4336

We need to learn how to keep people in love despite imperfections. they belong to god and they need our love as a healthy climate for growth. good day!

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Text Message 4335

Bakit pa kaya nauso ang alak??! kung sa ‘kin pa lang tinamaan na sila? ü hahaha…

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Text Message 4334

1 bata ang ngpas ng blank paper s art teacher nya teacher: bkt blanko ang pnas m? bata: ngdr0wng po ako ng baka at damo. teacher: (tningnan ang ppel) san ang damo? bata: naubos n po, kinain ng baka. teacher: (kam0t sa ulo) e nsn ung baka? bata: ano p ga2wn ng baka jn e […]

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Text Message 4333

A woman went 2 a pet shop & sw a beautful parrot & imed8ly wantd it.shop owner warnd her it came fr a prostitutn haus & sed pretty vulgar stuff.woman bot it anywy,placed bird n her livng rm.parrot lukd arnd & sed, “new hauz, new mma-san!” woman got a bit ofendd bt shrugd it off. […]

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Text Message 4332

Daffynitions: alimony: epilogue to matrimony. liposuction: an ardent kiss. hiccups: coughing backwards. dieting: penalty for exceeding the feed limit. tailor: a man of the cloth. hula dance: a shake in the grass. old maid: a lady in waiting. embarrassment: two eyes meeting in the same keyhole

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