DAFFYNITIONS:

Alimony: epilogue to matrimony.

Liposuction: an ardent kiss.

Hiccups: coughing backwards.

Dieting: penalty for exceeding the feed limit.

Tailor: a man of the cloth.

Hula dance: a shake in the grass.

Old maid: a lady in waiting.

Embarrassment: two eyes meeting in the same keyhole