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Text Message 4405

Overheard between two old men. pete: pabs, i’m 83 now, full of aches and pains. we’re of the same age. how do you feel? pabs: i feel just like a new born baby! pete: really, just like a new born baby? pabs: yup, no hair, no tooth, and i think i just wet my pants.
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Text Message 4404

Sabi ng sosyal na ipis kay pedro.. “..wag mo ko hahampasin ng magasin!” baket hinde?!” “bcoz… only havaianas touches my skin!” patay ka jan! ;>
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Text Message 4403

<inrits ur bocabolary – updated edition> by manny pacquiao tactics – tunog ng orasan no peer – commercial nya motor kid – pag-ikot nya sa manila check-in – manok sa mcdo corrupt – pagsara ng mata wit – timbang duet – gawin mo noodle – sagot kay kris sa deal or no deal quotes – […]
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Text Message 4402

Never change ur originality 4 the sake of others.. because n this world, no one can play your role better than you..be yourself and win the world. god bless!
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Text Message 4401

D key 2 fulfilment in life s love, w/c is concern for the welfare of others, shown in various, countless ways. “what you do to the least … you do unto me.”
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Text Message 4400

A painting of jesus knocking on a door, on display at a gallery, was examined by art critics and found to be flawless. until a customer observed the absence of a door handle. ‘friend,’ replied the painter, ‘when jesus knocks on the door of your house, it can only be opened from the inside.’ good […]
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Text Message 4399

Ngayong maulan at maraming dumadaan na bagyo, kelangan tayong mag-ingat at maghanda… kaya ako.. pinatiklop ko na ang mga billboards ko. ikaw? Ü kilos na!!
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Text Message 4397

Paano kung biglang tumulo ang laway mo habng natutulog sa jeep? “ano ba yan ang init nmn sa jeep,pati bibig   ko pinagpapawisn” ..kadiri!! Ü
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Text Message 4396

In a class. teacher: our lesson for today is about planets. the earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, so what’s next to mercury? juan:…parang watsons drugstore, sir!
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Text Message 4394

Man talking to his wife one day. ‘get this,’ he chuckled, ‘our janitor claims he’s made love to every woman in this building except one.’ ‘hmmmmmmm,’ replied his wife, ‘must be that snooty bitch on the eight floor!!!’
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Text Message 4393

If a gal slaps her boyfriend in a dark theater, she may be waking him up! … ikaw naman, sama kaagad ang isip mo! huwag ganun! 😛
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Text Message 4392

Quote of the day: ‘a good day is when you wake up without a chalk outline.. around your body.’ patay tayo dyan! hahaha!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes