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Text Message 4436

Nagpayabangan ang 2 bata. bata1: beh! kami may tv na kayo wala pa. bata2: yabang mo naman! sabi ng nanay ko malapit na rin kaming magkaroon eh. b1: talaga? eh bakit malapit pa lang? b2: syempre, inu-ubo pa lang kasi si lolo eh!
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Text Message 4435

Hear with your heart. see with your soul. be guided by a hand that you can’t hold. trust even if you can’t see.that’s what faith must be. god bless you!
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Text Message 4434

“the mind grows by taking in, but the heart grows by giving out…” “a crisis doesn’t break a person; but reveals what   he is made of…”   good morning!
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Text Message 4433

Hir’s a simple quote 2rmbr fm a hapi person: “mas madaling ngumiti kahit d ka masaya kysa ipaliwanag kung bakit malungkot ka.” ..gndang am.
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Text Message 4432

Read each word in reverse: a suomaf rotcod dlot em taht ylno latnem stneitap evah eht tnelat ot daer sms neve nehw sti nettirw ni esrever. basa m0? galing! joke joke joke.
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Text Message 4431

A henpecked husband was told by a shrink to assert himself. husband took doc’s advice. he went home, slammed the door, shook his fist at his wife and growled, ‘from now on, you’re taking orders from me. i want my dinner now… tonight i’m going out with the boys, lay out my clothes on the […]
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Text Message 4430

A woman at the hospital to deliver her 15th baby. nurse: congratulations! but don’t you think this is enough? woman: are you kidding? this is the only vacation i get each year!
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Text Message 4429

Competitions are so strong nowadays. sometimes we need to be ahead of other people….. * * * * * merry christmas! 😉
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Text Message 4428

Fr. reuter sj: the best friends that you have are our lord and his mother.   no one will ever love you more than they do.
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Text Message 4427

“an arrow can be shot only by pulling it back. so when life drags us back with difficulties, it means god is launching us into something big.” good am!:-)
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Text Message 4426

God’s love is based only on what he knows of you in his heart… never on what other people behold you with their eyes. god’s love is blind! a happy day!ü
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Text Message 4425

You are the reason the sun came up today, surely, then, you can see that in god’s eyes you’re worthy above all else. have a pleasant day and happy weekend!
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Text Message 4424

If ur friend is too frank dat what he/she says hurts u, dont get mad… coz donkey once told shrek: “only true friends can be cruelly honest” tnx 4 being one of them. mwah!
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Text Message 4423

Wat do u wnt 2 b wen u grw up? bata1:i wnt 2b a nurse 2 hlp aders. bata2:aq nmn doctor to help aders. bata3:i wnt 2b a superhero hu hlps aders. bata4:aq mayor pra mk2long s aders. bata5:gus2 kng mgng mayaman hu cn hlp aders. bata6:gnun b? gs2 k nlng mgng… others!
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Text Message 4422

Man was well known among friends as very prompt in sending alimony money. when asked the reason, he said, ‘i’m afraid that if i should ever fall behind schedule in the payments to the witch, she might well try to repossess me.’

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes