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Text Message 4662

Girl1: ayoko na sa bf ko. ngayon ko lang nalaman ang tunay niyang pagkatao at nandidiri ako. girl2: bakit naman! girl1: isipin mo ba naman na usisain ako kung sino-sino ang mga naging bf ko bago siya. girl2: iyon lang pala eh. anong masama dun? girl1: anong masama? eh ba bigla naman akong pinagmumura dahil […]
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Text Message 4661

Two promdis are walking, & one is carrying a sack. after they walk awhile, one says, “hey badong, whatcha got in th’ bag?” “jes’ some chickens.” “if i guesses how many they is, kin i have one?” “shoot, if ya guesses right, i’ll give you both of ’em!” “ok. ummmmm…five?” 🙂
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Text Message 4660

Irate tribal chief: hey, fr. leo! i vry upset. i hv 10 children, all black. now 11th bby born is white! ur d only white man in 200 kms. u xplain 2 me watdis means! fr. leo: ehem! no hasty conclusions pls. nature is unfathomable! see der, all goats r white. only god knws y […]
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Text Message 4659

An honest politician, a kind lawyer and santa claus were walk’g dwn d street and saw a $100 bill.. which one picked it up? ..santa claus, d oder two don’t exist.
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Text Message 4658

Why do people wait for special days to thank those who have touched their lives? today is nothing special… just you making me feel blessed. have a great day!
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Text Message 4657

“if wrinkles must be written on our face, so be it – but let it not be written in our hearts, for our spirit should never grow old.” we should feel young as ever, my friend. have a stress free day! good morning! 😀
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Text Message 4656

‘though i’m still grateful for the the blessings of wealth, it hasn’t changed who i am. my feet are still on the ground. i just wear better shoes’ (oprah winfrey) a happy day! 🙂
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Text Message 4655

If you’re facing trouble, don’t ask, ‘why me?’ instead, ask, ‘what do you want me to learn?’, then trust god and keep on doing what is right. don’t give up. grow up! have a great day ahead!
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Text Message 4651

Erap: anong parte ba ng babae ang tinatawag na ‘yet?’ jinggoy: di ko alam, dad. baket? erap: kasi sinasabi dito sa newspaper na, “a girl survivesafter being shot twice in malate, but they haven’t been able to get the bullet out of her yet.”
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Text Message 4648

Mga signs ur favorite pandesal & other bakery products have shrunk to an alarming size: 1. ur usual 10 minute breakfast is reduced to 5 minutes. 2. brazo de mercedes is renamed ‘daliri ni mercedes.’ 3. ur 7 year old daughter approaches u & boasts of a newly learned stunt from her yaya: ‘ang paglunok […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes