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When we pray, we change the unchangeable & move the immovable.. believing is trusting god in every situation.. life is fragile; handle it with care.. “pray” remember, the devil loves to fish in troubled waters. make prayer your armor.. in prayer, ask god to make you the person he wants you to be! be bless […]

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“u can hav anythng u wnt f ur wiling 2 sacrifice evrythng u hav..n0thng g0es w/o a price..so b4 u fight n d battle,dcide hw mch ur wiling 2 l0se gud morning!Ü

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Text Message 4674

One basic principle of faith is that god never get discouraged, and therefore, neither should we. god bless! a great day!

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Think of no other greatness but that of the soul, no other riches but those of the heart. then you can’t get wrong wherever you are. god be with you always! have a wonderful day!

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“sometimes in life, you really have to decide whether you’re half full or half empty.. it may appear the same, but it doesn’t feel the same..”

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Text Message 4671

Nagkabangagaan ang bulag at duling… duling: ang yabang mo ah! madami lang kau!!! bulag: mas mayabang ka! may agimat ka pa! magpakita ka!

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Husband: get your coat on, love, it’s time to go to the pub. wife: but you never take me out. husband: i’m not but i’m turning off the lights out before i go.

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Text Message 4669

With deep concern, dick noted that his friend, fred, was drunker than he’d ever seen him before. dick: what’s the trouble, buddy? fred: it’s a woman. dick: tell me about it. fred: it’s your wife! dick: my wife? what abou her? fred: well, buddy boy, i’m afraid she’s cheating on us!

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-lolo sa restaurant lolo: pwe! anu ba tong steak na to! ang tigas tigas! waiter! (tinikman ng waiter ang steak) waiter: malambot naman po ah! at juicy pa po! lolo: panung di lalambot yan? 30mins ko nang nginunguya! gud am!

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Text Message 4667

Pinoy confessing to american priest. pinoy: i have committed a grevious sin, may kulasisi ako at dalawa pa priest: wait a second. (he took a look at his pilipino-english dictionary & found that kulasisi is parrot.) it’s no sin to take care of your parrots, it’s enjoyable & entertaining. if you like, give me one […]

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Text Message 4666

We might as well choose to be happy & enjoy our life… when we do that, not only will we feel better but our faith will cause god to show up &work wonders!

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“there’s no shop that sells kindness; we must build it within.. we can transplant hearts, but we cannot transplant a kind & warm one. ” blessed are the people who’s hearts’ beat with loving kindness,for others sake… for god sees what’s within us all the time! good morning!

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Why god invented menopause: once upon a time,a 70 yr old woman gave birth. bisita: pwede makita baby mo? mom: mmaya. 30 mins aftr: bsita: pwede na makita? mom: oo,pero antayin nating umiyak kasi nakalimutan ko kung saan ko nailagay e. Ö

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Text Message 4663

The word ‘woman’ has ‘man’ in it. the pronoun ‘mrs.’ has ‘mr.’ in. the noun ‘female’ has ‘male’ in it. another pronoun ‘she’ has ‘he’ in it. it is therefore no wonder nga. under ang mga lalake sa babae! wahahaha….

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