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Text Message 5037

Points to ponder: 1. if people from poland are called poles, why aren’t people from holland called holes? 2. why does your nose run and your feet smell? 3. if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the fifth person enjoys it? 4. if love is blind, how do we believe […]
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Text Message 5035

“with god, it doesn’t matter how bad things are.. they always end up good.. god’s love and graces are bigger than all our worries”.. :-)have a hapi weekend!
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Text Message 5034

Diffrnce of cryin: ‘wen i ws born, dey mde me cry 4 dem 2knw dt im alive.’ *now, i cry wn tinz kip on f0ling & not ryt.. ‘wn i ws a kid, d ppol hu mde me cry r d0z ppol dt i hate da m0st.’ *now, d ppol dt cn mke me cry […]
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Text Message 5033

Someday, we’ll forget the hurt, the reason we cried and who caused us pain. we will finally realized that the secret of being free is not revenge, but letting things unfold in their own way and own time. after all, what matters is not the first but the last chapter of our life which shows […]
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Text Message 5032

One day d boss placed a sign “think” directly above d sink in d mens room. d next day he saw another sign directly above d soap dispenser. lt read: “thoap”! Ü
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Text Message 5030

Juan: pare merong bang penguin dito sa pinas? pedro: wala siempre, pare, bakit? juan: naku! patay… madre pala talaga yung nasagasaan ko kagabi!
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Text Message 5028

Every sunset gives us one day less to live! but every sunrise gives us one day more to hope! so hope for the best always! have a beautiful day!
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Text Message 5027

You cannot hold a torch to light another’s path without brightening your own.
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Text Message 5026

“whether it’s pride or self-centered disappointment,..run to the lord. come to the cross for all the wrong reasons. it is there god will redeem every impure motive.” good morning, friend:-)
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Text Message 5025

You’ve probably heard the story of a little girl & her father who were crossing a bridge. the father asked her to hold on to him, but she asked him to hold her hand instead. when he asked what the difference was, the little girl answered: “if i hold your hand, i might let go, […]
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Text Message 5024

Doc: kailangan ng mister mo ng pahìnga at katahimikan. heto ang sleeping pills. mrs: kalan ko po sya paiinumin? doc: mrs, kayo iinom ng sleeping pills.
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Text Message 5023

Amo: naku! araw-araw ka n lng nka2basag. nun friday, baso! nung sabado, pinggan! bukas kaya, ano maba2sag mo? juan: dont wori, mam! dey op ko po bukas!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes