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Text Message 5052

…   at ang nanalo sa pinkish white dream date promo with dingdong dantes ay si… piolo pascual! traidor! ang animal! nagpadala pala ng entry!

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Text Message 5051

Wala dapat ikatakot sa u.s. vs. iran war… matakot na tayo pag natuloy ang girian ng mga 5-6 at pakistan dahil sa mumbai… kahit may nuclear arms sila, mas delikado tayo sa amoy nyan!!!

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Text Message 5050

1 araw my 1 bakla sumakay sa jeep.. may sumakay din na gwapong lalaki.. nagpacute ang bakla.. iniabot ang bayad sabi, “mama, bayad..baclaran” sabay kindat sa gwap0ng lalaki.. nagpacute din ang gwap0ng lalaki.. kumindat sa bakla at nagbayad sya.. ang sabi.. “mama, bayad.. bacla-ren.” hahaha! (~,~)

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Text Message 5049

_@@@_   ur smile     (Ö,Ö) can make a moment memorable.ur affirmation can build a person’s cönfidence &ur prayers can turn an impossible wish in2 a reality. gud am

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Text Message 5048

Wen u think, make it wisely. wen u talk, say it honestly. wen u work, do it lovingly. wen u love, show it positively. that’s what life should be. gud morning!

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Text Message 5047

8 secrets of success, that found the answers in your room! 1. roof said: aim high. 2. fan said: be cool, 3. clock said: every minute is precious, 4. mirror said: reflect before you act, 5. window said: see the world, 6. calendar said: be up to date, 7. door said: push hard to achieve […]

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Text Message 5046

It is god who enables you to smile inspite of tears; to carry on when you feel like giving in; to pray when you’re lost for words; to be understanding when nothing seems to make sense; to listen when you’d really rather not hear. anything is possible because god makes it so. have a nice […]

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Text Message 5045

Mam: ano sa inglis ang langaw? tikyo: fly! mam: good! ano sa inglis ang kah0y? ambo: w00d! mam: good. kung tumontong ang langaw sa kah0y? poldo: plywood, mam!

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Text Message 5044

Holdaper: pare, holdap ito! bigay mo na lahat ng pera mo! juan: pare, wala pa akong pera! bukas pa ang sweldo ko… bukas muna ako holdapin!

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Text Message 5042

Panatang tanga. iniibig ko ang gobierno ng pilipits, duyan ng nakawan, puno ng kawalang-hiyaan, katiwalian, dayaan at kasinungalingan, ako ay laging niloloko, binubulag at inu-uto para sila’y lumigaya, yumaman, at ako’y pakinabangan, bilang ganti, susundin ko ang payo ng mga magulang na may dynasty, gagayahin ko ang pagpapayaman ng mga namamahala sa opisina maniniwala ako […]

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Text Message 5041

“forgiving a terrorist is left to god. but fixing their apointment with god   is our responsibility.” — army ng mga 5-6. “jai hind”

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Text Message 5040

Let’s reflect.. while praying, a man asked, “who are you, lord?” he answered, “i am” “but who is i am?” d man asked. god replied: “i am love, i am peace,i am grace,       i am joy, i am d’way, d’truth, & d’light, i am d’comforter, i am strength, i am safety, i am shelter, i […]

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Text Message 5039

May mary, r loving   mother, keep us safe n protected n d warmth f her embrace,may she guide us n help us daily,may she intercede 4 us n d voids n r lives jst as she did n cana,may she open doors 2 more miracles n r lives. a happy day on today’s feast of […]

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