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A dad went to a toyshop for his daughter’s bday. “how much for one of those barbie dolls?” sales girl asks “which do u want sir? we hav several. barbie workingout, shopper, beach, disco, ballerina, astronaut, skater barbie, all for $20 & divorced barbie for $180. dad asks “why is divorced barbie $180 & others […]

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A thought to ponder: never question your wife’s judgement… first look, whom she married.

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Women always worry about the things that men forget; and men always worry about the things women remember! what a life !

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Inday my nakabanggang bading: inday: how dare u ignorant road occupant, moving w/ such acceleration dat cause elastic c0llisi0n bet. my porcelain beauty & ur grubby apparency of skin! bading: bombalesh kng muchacha k! kenshulares mo makemer ang skin kong beauty! nver mo matorbokels ang feslak ketch kung ayaw mer mak0ndrak kta. hala. chupi! inday: […]

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<*> | <*>awards 4 tv programs:best acting job – willie revillame. with tears n his eyes, mapapaniwala ka tlga. tsk, tsk, tsk… kawawa naman.special tupperware citation award – kris aquino. fantastic! bravo! unbelievable! hindi kapani-paniwala! best peanut vendor – tony gonzaga. mapapabili ka tlga!best jeepney barker – mike enriquez. mapapasakay ka tlga!best horror show & […]

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Prayer of d day: “god, give me eyes that i may see the treasures you have given me. give me ears that i may hear the words of faith that keep you near. give me strength when i am weak. grant me courage when i’m alone or when i face the great unknown. send me […]

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I asked for strength, and god gave me difficulties to make me strong i asked for wisdom, and god gave me problems to solve i asked for prosperity, and god gave me brains & skill to work i asked for courage, and god gave me danger to overcome i asked for love, and god gave […]

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