Inday my nakabanggang bading:

Inday: How dare u ignorant road occupant, moving w/ such acceleration dat cause elastic c0llisi0n bet. my porcelain beauty & ur grubby apparency of skin!

Bading: Bombalesh kng muchacha k! Kenshulares mo makemer ang skin kong beauty! Nver mo matorbokels ang feslak ketch kung ayaw mer mak0ndrak kta. Hala. Chupi!

Inday: (nosebleed)