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”silence is pure. it draws people together because.. only those who are comfortable with each other can sit without saying a word.” 🙂 mawnin!

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3 kinds of thieves author cheryl downey said that there are 3 kinds of thieves: magicians who make things disappear and claim no one will miss it; easyriders who cruise life’s shortcuts and speed away grateful no one saw them; and the penny pinchers who don’t feel bad cheating a faceless corporation. integrity is hinged […]

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A blonde pushes her bmw into a gas station. she tells the mechanic it died. after he works on it a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. she: what’s the story? he: just crap in the carburetor. she: how often do i have to do that?!

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A taleban terrorist didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb. it came back with ‘return to sender’ stamped on it. forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it.

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At a rotarian meeting, the members were challenged to come up with an insipirational sentence using the word countenance. the winning entry was ‘i put a cheerful countenance on people every day.’ it was submitted by a mortuary owner.

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Text Message 5469

Definition of honeymoon – the vacation a man takes before beginning work under a new boss..

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Life is like cotton, don’t make it heavier by sinking it in sorrow of water, but make it lighter by letting it blow in the air of joy… good morning!

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“if evry beat 0f my heart is caused by pe0ple wh0 are kind and sweet t0 me… i just want t0 say, thank yu… for keeping me alive!” good morning! hv a lovely stress free day

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Text Message 5466

They love u but they are not your lover.. they care for u but they are not from your family.. they are ready to share your pain but they are not in your blood relation. they are.. friends!!! true friend scolds like a dad! cares like a mom! teases like a sister! irritates like a […]

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