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Text Message 5492

A boy writing a paper on childbirth asks his parents, ‘how was i born?’ mom: (akwardly) the stork brought you. boy: oh. well, how wer u & daddy born? mom: oh, the stork brought us, too, & grandpa & grandma. the boy wrote his papar, ‘this report has been very difficult to write due to […]
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Text Message 5490

Question: when do you congratulate someone for their mistake? answer: on their wedding..
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Text Message 5489

God is flexible. god wil meet us where we are. he can be very tender if u need an embrace; he can be firm if u need some spanking. he can be terribly awesome when u need a miracle; he can be painfully quiet when he wants u to trust him. he will be what […]
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Text Message 5488

My daily wish is that we may see good in those who pass our way; find in each a worthy trait we shall gladly cultivate; see in each one passing by the better things that beautify, the kindly deed that can’t be brought, that only from good are wrought. so my friend, my wish is […]
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Text Message 5487

John & mary hill crashed their car & were pronounced doa. while playing her cd, the nurse noticed the couple tapping their fingers to the rhythm of the music. she ran & shouted “doc!, doc!” “what is it?” said the doctor. “doc, you wont believe this! the hills are alive! with the sound of music!”
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Text Message 5486

John & mary hill crashed their car & were pronounced doa. while playing her cd, the nurse noticed the couple tapping their fingers to the rhythm of the music. she ran & shouted “doc!, doc!” “what is it?” said the doctor. “doc, you wont believe this! the hills are alive! with the sound of music!”
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Text Message 5485

“secret of happiness” whenever y0u have to make a decision, listen to y0ur heart then y0ur head & then finally do.. what y0ur wife tells y0u to do!
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Text Message 5484

A man was hauled before the judge for driving with expired license. the judge listened attentively while the man gave him with a long, plausible explanation. then the judge said with great courtesy, ‘my dear sir, we are not blaming you.. we’re just fining you.’
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Text Message 5483

Nagpupuyos sa galit ang mga tao… pedro: tama na ang hirap na sa ati’y ipinalalasap! kumilos na tayo! botong: sobra na ang pandarambong sa kabang-bayan! atin nang kalusin! tok: palitan na ang pangulo! pari: huminahon kayo! baka makuha pa nang paluhod.. mahal na araw naman… ipanalangin natin ang pangulo. nawa’y kunin na siya sa langit!
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Text Message 5482

The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. the hard part is doing it. may today bring you the courage to do what is right. be happy!
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Text Message 5481

Just like dripping water that penetrates stone, patience and perseverance in prayer can break through anything no matter how great the difficulties. a nice day!
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Text Message 5480

Satan was complaining to the lord, “you’re unfair! so many sinners do wrong & you take them back. some come back a dozen times & you alwys welcome them. i made one big mstake & you condemn me forever. it’s unfair! the lord said: “did you ever ask for forgiveness?” (1j0hn1:9)
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Text Message 5479

Bruce: i’m kinda scared. i got a letter that says if i don’t stop dating his wyf, he’s gonna shoot me vince: well, then stop bruce: which one? it wasnt signed!
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Text Message 5478

Customer @ crematorium: boss namatay biyanan ko puede tanong magkano cremation? manager: 30k po. customer: naku, 15k lang budget ko! paano yun?! manager: eh di, half-cooked muna.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes