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Text Message 5612

If you think ateneo roads are dangerous, think about its alumni. (jocjoc bolante, mike arroyo, celso de los angeles, joseph estrada.. to name a few)
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Text Message 5611

2 priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. they’re stopped by a policeman, “what do u think u are doing? u were going very fast there, father.” the priest says, “we were just taking the bike for a spin.” the policeman shakes his head. “i’ll have to give u a ticket. wat if u […]
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Text Message 5608

‘i’m against liquor. that was the cause of my father’s death.’ ‘drank too much?’ ‘no. a case fell on his head.’
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Text Message 5607

_thought of the day_ “intelligence counts a lot.. but personality speaks even before your mouth proves the power of your brain.” good morning! 😀
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Text Message 5606

‘god provides minimum protection and maximum support.’ bad things happen and will continue to happen, but they are not the work of god. his design is to be present with us and support us through the troubles we face. wishing you a wonderful day.
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Text Message 5605

An old prayer: lord, help me never judge someone before i know the score. not until i’ve walked in someone’s shoes a mile or more. let me be quick to understand and slow to criticize. the world is a very different place viewed through another’s eye. so help me, lord, to show understanding and care, […]
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Text Message 5604

We can’t always trust what we hear with our ears but we can always trust what we hear with our heart. god speaks in a gentle voice. the invitation each day is to trust our inner voice and to trust that inner quiet voice of god who always wants to lead us in the right […]
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Text Message 5603

Sa bar waiter: sir, marami na kaung nainom. erap: gusto ko kasing makalimot. waiter: aba sir, bayaran ninyo muna tong bill ninyo bago kayo makalimot!!
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Text Message 5601

Mar & noynoy are twins: both with liberal party, both senators, both bachelors, both sons of senators, both totally dominated by mama, both had korina…!!!
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Text Message 5600

Economic slowdown: when your neighbor loses his job. :-l recession: when you lose your job. 🙁 economic recovery: when pgma loses her job! 🙂
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Text Message 5598

A patient complained to his doctor, ‘i’ve been to 3 other doctors and none of them agreed with your diagnosis.’ the doctor calmly replied, ‘just wait until the autopsy, then they’ll see that i was right.’

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes