2 priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle.
They’re stopped by a policeman, “What do u think u are doing? U were going very fast there, Father.”

The priest says, “We were just taking the bike for a spin.”

The policeman shakes his head. “I’ll have to give u a ticket. Wat if u have an accident?”

Priests say, “Don’t worry, my son. Jesus is with us.”

Policeman says, “Now, I have to book u. 3 people aren’t allowed to ride on a motorcycle.”;-)